[Da Peach]

Throw a strike?

 

[dante]

walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

 

[dante]

how do you kill a blue elephant?

 

[robdamanii]

Nobody has a try on the last question?

 

[goofy]

James Madison
the Creek War
Indian Wars
First Seminole War

 

[robdamanii]

Nope.

 

[binary visions]

how do you kill a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a red elephant?

 

[BigMike]

Ok, final question:

A man whose face graces our current U.S. currency was the leader of three not-too-famous wars. Two part question: What were the wars, and who led them?

OK Rob, you got me. I have no idea

 

[dogwonder]

I don't remember any of the questions, but this is one funny thread. I needed this today.

Approved

 

[dogwonder]

Ok, final question:

A man whose face graces our current U.S. currency was the leader of three not-too-famous wars. Two part question: What were the wars, and who led them?

Andrew Jackson?
War of 1812, Creek War, Seminole War?

 

[Da Peach]

With a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a red elephant?

With a red herring?

 

[binary visions]

With a red herring?

No.

You squeeze its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with the blue elephant gun.

 

[madbob]

The lion, king of the forest throws a huge party. All the animals in the kindom are invited. who's doesn't show up?

 

[binary visions]

The lion, king of the forest throws a huge party. All the animals in the kindom are invited. who's doesn't show up?

Well, the Giraffe is still in the 'fridge...

 

[robdamanii]

Andrew Jackson?
War of 1812, Creek War, Seminole War?

WINNER!

Also known as the Florida Wars, General Andrew Jackson led his twenty-dollar-bill army against the Indians and the Maroons during the Jackson Era between the War of 1812 and the Civil War.

 

[madbob]

whats the easiest way to cross a hungry crocodile infested river?

 

[robdamanii]

whats the easiest way to cross a hungry crocodile infested river?

Feed your wife to them first and run across while they spit her out?

 

[fluff]

whats the easiest way to cross a hungry crocodile infested river?

During the lion's party, they've all gone.

 

[binary visions]

Feed your wife to them first and run across while they spit her out?

Nah, you just wade across... all the crocodiles are at the lion's party.

 

[robdamanii]

Nah, you just wade across... all the crocodiles are at the lion's party.

But, if they're all gone, how can you put a beer can under their teef and bop them on the head to pop your suds open?

 

[binary visions]

But, if they're all gone, how can you put a beer can under their teef and bop them on the head to pop your suds open?

Use your own teeth, ya pvssy.

Or you could open the 'fridge and ask for the giraffe's assistance.

 

[robdamanii]

Use your own teeth, ya pvssy.

Or you could open the 'fridge and ask for the giraffe's assistance.

The Girelephant you mean?