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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by CBJ, Feb 26, 2008.

  1. CBJ

    CBJ Turbo Monkey

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    Received a new batch of "inspirational material" at the bank today. I had to do some quality control. This will look good on my resume in the future.
     

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  2. profro

    profro Turbo Monkey

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    You get to legitimately review porn. That is so cool.
     
  3. bluebug32

    bluebug32 Asshat

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    Is that what the BJ stands for?
     
  4. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Making sure the pages are ruggedly stapled together and evaluating print color, sharpness and registration.

    Very important work.
     
  5. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    btw -

    What are some of the reasons you would reject a potential donor? Are homeless guys right out?

    What about country music fans? No one would want their donations, right?
     
  6. CBJ

    CBJ Turbo Monkey

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    Personally I understand you reservations on the country music fan but so far no research can prove that the love of country music is genetic.
     
  7. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    In case you're wondering where your rejects go...

    We have a process control system on a newsprint paper machine. There is a value for the stock (paper pulp) flow from the recycle plant and it is labled on the computer screen as "OFB Flow." OFB stands for "Old Fvck Books" from the bales of pron mags that would show up on the unloading dock.
     
  8. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    It points to stupid though. Un-fixable, inheritable stupid.

    :D
     
  9. Potroast88

    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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    If you have a copy of the December issue of "Knocked up and Milky", please send it my way. Thank you in advance.
     
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