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Questions to ask people when they are stoned

MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
3,123
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Boston....outside of it....
how much peanut butter can you shove in your mouth all at once?


(I learned this from experience... dry mouth and peanut butter....and then the realization that you have dry mouth AND peanut butter.... and you start laughing..... and you try not to die)
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,844
11
So Cal
Yeah... that shirt can double as your office shirt at your lawn mowing job.



:p
At least it pays more than working for N8! :p


OMG! Hey N8! Is that how you ended up with the "weeping house"? You hired a bunch of stoners? HAHAHAHA! :D
 

Spudzie

Monkey
Dec 13, 2001
422
0
Hebron, ohio
How do they grow them telephone poles so dam straight???

What was the last thing going through a bugs mind when he hits your windshield???

What is the actual demintion of a 2 x 4 ???
 

Hunter

Monkey
Sep 14, 2006
793
0
The Right coast
If a three-legged zebra crossed the four lane highway in front of the red car, will the Walmart employee trip over the misplaced cart full of widgets?