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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MMike, Dec 11, 2006.
What do grapefruits have to do with grapes?
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Why do people park in driveways and drive in parkways?
What were we just talking about?
Why is that cop car turning around?
Did you know there's this car that runs on water?
(after any long silence) Really?
Don't those grapes taste just like purple?
Why does a shipment travel by car, but cargo travel by ship?
Is a lefty a fork?
why'd you smoke it all and leave none for me?
Did they water ski behind the Mayflower?
Hey, there's two women *ing a polar bear!
You know the government secretly grows and controls all this stuff?
Hey, Why do they call them fingers if they don't fing?
Oh wait, there they go.
(Otto from the Simpson quote)
Why do they call it a Building when it is already Built
The number one thing to ask anyone who is stoned...
"Got any more?"
why is there a interstate highway in Hawaii?
Q: What happend to MMike?
A: He is an asshat. Duh.
what do you want to eat?
Dude, did you know that if you smoke too much of that stuff you will end up taking up golf and liking it?
For the first time in my life I now want to quit smoking dope.
But now your "I love grass" t-shirt will have a double meaning.
Ya can't quit now.
Yeah... that shirt can double as your office shirt at your lawn mowing job.
The man is always keeping me down
A. dont' stop smoking; temporary short term memory loss is hilarious!
B. why do drive through atm's have braille?
how much peanut butter can you shove in your mouth all at once?
(I learned this from experience... dry mouth and peanut butter....and then the realization that you have dry mouth AND peanut butter.... and you start laughing..... and you try not to die)
You want fries with that? (As if you need to ask.)
At least it pays more than working for N8!
OMG! Hey N8! Is that how you ended up with the "weeping house"? You hired a bunch of stoners? HAHAHAHA!
How do they grow them telephone poles so dam straight???
What was the last thing going through a bugs mind when he hits your windshield???
What is the actual demintion of a 2 x 4 ???
How do you spell dimension?
What was pink floyd's best album ever?
Wow I had to think about that one. I guess I'm still a little baked.:huh:
dude, was that a cop?!
thats not funny
it is if your buddie is stoned and you arent, or there isnt a cop
dude, ok, whos mom at our school is the hottest?
If a three-legged zebra crossed the four lane highway in front of the red car, will the Walmart employee trip over the misplaced cart full of widgets?
What the hell happened to the Cheez-Its?