Dude, you got that $20 you owe me?
Questions to ask people when they are stoned
- Thread starter MMike
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if two doors fell off a 4 door motorcycle how many pancakes would it take to cover a doghouse?
Eleventy.
good guess but no..the answer is none because grass does't grow on footballs. I know, now that i gave you the answer you are like :huh: its so obvious.
Eleventy.
you gonna eat the rest of that?
Huh?
5
5
Katrillion
Is MMike an asshat because of genetics, or was it his 12 years at the Asshat Institute.
Is your right calf bigger than your left one?
he was valedicktorian of his class
what's that thing crawling on your face?
Do you think kids in Asia get tattooes of English words and phrases?
This is funnier than it should be.
What are you going to do about those bats flying around your head.
had a girl honestly do that last night, after eating cookies, "woooaaahh (slow stoner voice) oh there they go...sweeeet"
Did you know if you clean a vacuum cleaner your making a vacuum cleaner and your also a vacuum cleaner
wanna smoke a B?
How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass?
Wouldn't a butt-load of dildos just be one dildo?
For the OP, that would just be somewhere between one and five.
Does a shark swim better than a cheeta runs?
Something something something about snozberries...
sniff test.
Did you see the size of that chicken?
"Could you hold my angle grinder for a sec?"
have you ever smoked hash brownies?