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Questions..........

I have found the answers to some age old Ridemonkey.com questions. They are:


"which tires should I run at "insert venue here" race??"

Answer: "Black ones, and you may need some knobs on them, depending on conditions..."

"what resort should I give my hard earned cash to???"

Answer: "The one you have the most fun at......"

"who's gonna be at "insert venue here" race this weekend??"

Answer: "prolly the same people that beat you, or you got drunk with last year..."

"will anyone show me around or give me directions to "insert pirate trail area here" ????"

Answer: "NO"

"is KD1569 really a d*ck"

Answer: "Yes"

"is KD1569 serious????"

Answer: "NO"


Just having a little fun.....add your own questions/answers...



KD1569
Cyclist
Nuck Forba
 

Sir_Crackien

Turbo Monkey
Feb 7, 2004
2,051
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alex. va. usa.
"how much suspension do i need?"

answer "anywhere in between 0" and 14""

"what can i do to make my bike lighter?"

answer "try riding it alot more and he heaviest part will start to get lighter!"

"i have a great idea i'm going to put helium in my tires to make my bike light"

answer you hear 1 to 10 gun shots and the question is never asked again.

"i wonder if its going to be muddy at SS this year for the races"

answer "yes and it will always be muddy at every SS race forever. why? because god made it so, its his little joke"