[laura]

I f'ing hate Rachael Ray. Something about her personality just grates on my nerves.

Its the hand gestures and abbreviations for every fvcking thing in the kitchen. She's obnoxious, loud, overly animated and can't cook to save her life. She giggles and snorts like an animal and destroys perfectly good dishes with her 'dumbed down, you can make this without having to go to the store and buy anything' style of cooking. I absolutely despise her.

That being said, I only watch FoodTV when nothing else is on. This means that generally I am watching semi-homeade with Sandra Boobs McBoob. That show is pure entertainment simply because she is constantly amazing me with her ability to fix something really gross from pre-packaged garbage and convince people that they will be the talk of the town. Some of the creations she comes up with are straight out of the Kraft cookbook, or "recipes from the back of a box/soupcan/label". She really, truly, can not cook.

 

[Greyhound]

E-v-o-o.

 

[Tenchiro]

C'mon Laura, tell us how you really feel.



EDIT -- It is funny that no matter how many dozens of times she says EVOO, she always follows it up with "extra virgin olive oil"...

 

[face]

E-v-o-o.

haha i hate that then she tells you what it is afterwards "a little e.v.o.o"



'extra virgin olive oil'

 

[laura]

C'mon Laura, tell us how you really feel.



EDIT -- It is funny that no matter how many dozens of times she says EVOO, she always follows it up with "extra virgin olive oil"...

eesh, I went back and re-read my post. I might have had a little too much coffee this morning.

 

[firestorm]

Tyler Florence is dreamy. I'd cook with him any day :love:

Yea I'd cook with him any day too but not for the same reasons as you!!!! hahahaha

 

[Silver]

I don't like her, but she was the subject of what I consider my best ever Ridemonkey post...

 

[laura]

link please

 

[Silver]

link please

It looks like that post has disappeared in one of the purges.

It lives on in my heart...

 

[Brian HCM#1]

There is only one hot chef babe on TV... and she can cook!

Giada DeLaurentiis

She reminds me of Marsha Brady, and her head is too big for her body.

 

[partsbara]

She reminds me of Marsha Brady, and her head is too big for her body.

bwaahahhahaaa

she looks like a puppet... rachael ray is a moron... just her voice makes me want to jam a screwdriver in my ears...

alton is da man...

jamie oliver is a little silver spooner biatch... sissy boy

 

[Ononecog]

Funny the person who complains about rachael the loudest is a woman:wonky2:
I wonder if we have a case of spatula envy...........

I'll take Rachael over giardia any day...
rachael would hop on a bike or in a kayak, and crack open a beer
with you at the end of the day...

giarda is the chick sitting at home smoking those silly toothpick
sized cigs "that express her feminity.............

Rachael rocks!!!!!

 

[N8 v2.0]

Funny the person who complains about rachael the loudest is a woman:wonky2:
I wonder if we have a case of spatula envy...........

I'll take Rachael over giardia any day...
rachael would hop on a bike or in a kayak, and crack open a beer
with you at the end of the day...

giarda is the chick sitting at home smoking those silly toothpick
sized cigs "that express her feminity.............

Rachael rocks!!!!!

n00b...

 

[narlus]

i got a laugh out of 'giardia'.

 

[Nobody]

She reminds me of Marsha Brady, and her head is too big for her body.

...but God, can that woman kiss... like your grand-kids would have memories of it...

 

[laura]

Funny the person who complains about rachael the loudest is a woman:wonky2:
I wonder if we have a case of spatula envy...........

I'll take Rachael over giardia any day...
rachael would hop on a bike or in a kayak, and crack open a beer
with you at the end of the day...

giarda is the chick sitting at home smoking those silly toothpick
sized cigs "that express her feminity.............

Rachael rocks!!!!!

I see we are judging our favorite cooking personalities now by how butch they are. Can they hang with a beer and a bike? Ole RayRay might be able to hand me my ass in a log throwing competition but it doesn't mean **** in the kitchen. She's loud and annoying and weak in the kitchen at best. she has droves of followers that are cookie cutter images of herself which is why they find her sooooo charming. You can have her and her spatula.

 

[Changleen]

This thread makes michelan-stared chefs cry.

 

[narlus]

dude, they cry anyway.

hell, some of them kill themselves when a star is removed.

btw, comparing rachel ray and giardia to a michelin-starred chef is quite the reach.

 

[TN]

This thread makes michelan-stared chefs cry.

Or ROTFL.

It is just starting to get good.

 

[Nobody]

My favorite TV chef is:

Gordon Ramsay!

Kick Ass and Kick Some More Ass!

Also, the only Michelin 3-star chef on TV.

Oh, and 1st Runner Up [cuz I cook the way he cooks most of the time - i.e.:crazed maniac method]:

Anthony Bourdain!

 

[narlus]

kitchen confidential was a highly entertaining read! pretty derivative of HST in style, but if yr gonna copy someone, might as be a titan.

 

[Ononecog]

I see we are judging our favorite cooking personalities now by how butch they are. Can they hang with a beer and a bike? Ole RayRay might be able to hand me my ass in a log throwing competition but it doesn't mean **** in the kitchen. She's loud and annoying and weak in the kitchen at best. she has droves of followers that are cookie cutter images of herself which is why they find her sooooo charming. You can have her and her spatula.

Rachael Ray is butch?...........not hardly, rachael is fun, she is beautiful
her little evoo extra virgin olive oil makes me laugh everytime.
Her recipies are in fact quick - east - and deelish......



john