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Rampage 2021

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
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Fool

The Thing cannot be described
Sep 10, 2001
2,913
1,665
Brooklyn
I noticed Brad Simms popping up here and there in Rampage coverage. Give 'em Andreu's spot!
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,636
26,882
media blackout
rampage prediction:

brendon semenuk throws a bar spin. the exact same bar spin he's thrown hundreds if not thousands of times before perhaps even tens of thousands of times, we don't know for sure because this isn't a video game and there isn't a counter. but because No One Has Ever Thrown A Bar Spin In Rampage History™, the commentators will all somehow simultaneously contract amnesia, collectively jizz themselves, and spend the rest of broadcast talking about how HiStOrY hAs BeEn MaDe.
 

slimshady

¡Mira, una ardilla!
rampage prediction:

brendon semenuk throws a bar spin. the exact same bar spin he's thrown hundreds if not thousands of times before perhaps even tens of thousands of times, we don't know for sure because this isn't a video game and there isn't a counter. but because No One Has Ever Thrown A Bar Spin In Rampage History™, the commentators will all somehow simultaneously contract amnesia, collectively jizz themselves, and spend the rest of broadcast talking about how HiStOrY hAs BeEn MaDe.
Pastrana vives intensifies...
 

bdamschen

Turbo Monkey
Nov 28, 2005
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157
Spreckels, CA
the commentators will all somehow simultaneously contract amnesia, collectively jizz themselves, and spend the rest of broadcast talking about how HiStOrY hAs BeEn MaDe.
I'm gonna give Cam more credit than that. He's a trick scientist who cares about crap like which foot forward the riders are riding or if whatever happened before and after somehow makes the trick harder or easier, wind direction, soil density, and how many bowls Bender has smoked thus far during the competition. If he thinks it's a big deal, it'll be because it was hard.