[jonKranked]

I'm gonna give Cam more credit than that. He's a trick scientist who cares about crap like which foot forward the riders are riding or if whatever happened before and after somehow makes the trick harder or easier, wind direction, soil density, and how many bowls Bender has smoked thus far during the competition. If he thinks it's a big deal, it'll be because it was hard.

When one commentates Rampage one must follow the Red Bull Script. Cam knows which side of his bread is buttered.

 

[jonKranked]

also, you should know better than to take my comments so seriously.

 

[Westy]

all real sports come down to how well you keep your toes pointed

 

[6thElement]

rampage prediction:

brendon semenuk throws a bar spin. the exact same bar spin he's thrown hundreds if not thousands of times before perhaps even tens of thousands of times, we don't know for sure because this isn't a video game and there isn't a counter. but because No One Has Ever Thrown A Bar Spin In Rampage History™, the commentators will all somehow simultaneously contract amnesia, collectively jizz themselves, and spend the rest of broadcast talking about how HiStOrY hAs BeEn MaDe.

https://www.pinkbike.com/news/video-brandon-semenuk-tailwhips-a-huge-drop-at-rampage.html

 

[jonKranked]

https://www.pinkbike.com/news/video-brandon-semenuk-tailwhips-a-huge-drop-at-rampage.html

already saw it. the early signs of onset amnesia have begun.

 

[jonKranked]

all real sports come down to how well you keep your toes pointed

 

[jonKranked]

https://www.pinkbike.com/news/video-brandon-semenuk-tailwhips-a-huge-drop-at-rampage.html

and he totally has time to throw a bar spin after the whip.

 

[Nick]

Good lord....

 

[SylentK]

Yawn. Semenuk is like "I do whips off sculpted cliffs in Utah like that for breakfast."

My reply "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

 

[bdamschen]

also, you should know better than to take my comments so seriously.

It's been a while so I'm getting back up to speed. Also I have a soft spot for Cam. Us 831 locs have to stick together.

 

[toodles]

https://www.pinkbike.com/news/video-brandon-semenuk-tailwhips-a-huge-drop-at-rampage.html

Git farked

 

[jonKranked]

https://www.pinkbike.com/news/video-brandon-semenuk-tailwhips-a-huge-drop-at-rampage.html

Git farked

poopdecked

 

[rideit]

“Toodled”

 

[jonKranked]

It's been a while so I'm getting back up to speed. Also I have a soft spot for Cam. Us 831 locs have to stick together.

all joking aside cam is one of my favorite commentators. as a former competitor he not only understands what the riders are going through and the technical difficulty of everything, but he can also convey it in a way that non riders can understand.

 

[toodles]

poopdecked

Yep. Not even fussed.

Wonder what Brage will get up to

 

[jonKranked]

Wonder what Brage will get up to

 

[jonKranked]

although the sail would probably have a bike on it

 

[toodles]

 

[sethimus]

^anything new? or just recycling?

 

[bullcrew]

I have on good authority Rent Breeder was walking around north van late last week. Whatever happened to if I can walk I'll ride?

Our era is a dying breed....

 

[Trekrules]

Gutted for Lacondeguy, heal up.

 

[slimshady]

rampage prediction:

brendon semenuk throws a bar spin. the exact same bar spin he's thrown hundreds if not thousands of times before perhaps even tens of thousands of times, we don't know for sure because this isn't a video game and there isn't a counter. but because No One Has Ever Thrown A Bar Spin In Rampage History™, the commentators will all somehow simultaneously contract amnesia, collectively jizz themselves, and spend the rest of broadcast talking about how HiStOrY hAs BeEn MaDe.

Paul B would beg to disagree with you...

 

[jonKranked]

Paul B would beg to disagree with you...

View attachment 165995

that's the weirdest bar spin i've ever seen.

 

[slimshady]

that's the weirdest bar spin i've ever seen.

 

[bullcrew]

that's the weirdest bar spin i've ever seen.

No Jon, is a bar spin actually spinning, givin the Earth's rotation and circling the sun...he could actually be doing a bar still...hmmmm

 

[jonKranked]

No Jon, is a bar spin actually spinning, givin the Earth's rotation and circling the sun...he could actually be doing a bar still...hmmmm

go play with your tonka truck

 

[schwaaa31]

Zink slammed haaaard today.

Brett Tippie (official) on Instagram: "@camzink is ok after this massive backflip off a huge cliff! He got up like a warrior and has a bruised lung. He is in for tomorrow!! So gnarly here at RAMPAGE! : @tylerbereman @fiveten_official"

14K likes, 303 comments - bretttippie on October 14, 2021: "@camzink is ok after this massive backflip off a huge cliff! He got up like a warrior and has a bruised lung. He is in for tomorrow!! So gnarly here at RAMPAGE! : @tylerbereman @fiveten_official".

www.instagram.com

 

[mykel]

Zink slammed haaaard today.

Brett Tippie (official) on Instagram: "@camzink is ok after this massive backflip off a huge cliff! He got up like a warrior and has a bruised lung. He is in for tomorrow!! So gnarly here at RAMPAGE! : @tylerbereman @fiveten_official"

14K likes, 303 comments - bretttippie on October 14, 2021: "@camzink is ok after this massive backflip off a huge cliff! He got up like a warrior and has a bruised lung. He is in for tomorrow!! So gnarly here at RAMPAGE! : @tylerbereman @fiveten_official".

www.instagram.com

That was Nasty.

He was WAY off line too. That was a bit surprising due to the size of the landing.

<edit> Just heard that he may have has a punctured bruised lung...

...according to the man himself.

That is a huge relief.

 

[bdamschen]

go play with your tonka truck

don't get crawler guys talking about their crawlers. They can do it for days on end and derail nearly any thread.

 

[bdamschen]

That was Nasty.

He was WAY off line too. That was a bit surprising due to the size of the landing.

<edit> Just heard that he may have a punctured lung...

I hear it's been windy up there. Might explain the miss. Damn, I hope he's alright.

 

[jonKranked]

don't get crawler guys talking about their crawlers. They can do it for days on end and derail nearly any thread.

Especially the way bullcrew rambles

 

[jonKranked]

That was Nasty.

He was WAY off line too. That was a bit surprising due to the size of the landing.

<edit> Just heard that he may have a punctured lung...

Yikes. Hope he's ok

 

[Andeh]

Yep. Not even fussed.

Wonder what Brage will get up to

Yeah, I'm really curious. I haven't seen him in any of the previews yet.

 

[slimshady]

Are they going to change the fork after every run, as they used to do in F1 or WRC in the '90s?

 

[bdamschen]

View attachment 166023
Are they going to change the fork after every run, as they used to do in F1 or WRC in the '90s?

Or cannondale's motofork

 

[bdamschen]

Zink's gonna start tomorrow. Animal.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CVBqNgrjRuA/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

 

[bullcrew]

Especially the way bullcrew rambles

What

I

Do.

Not...

Lol

 

[shelteringsky]

Gnarly

 

[FlipFantasia]

Semenuk is looking calm, cool, collected, and fucking deadly

 

[jonKranked]

Semenuk is looking calm, cool, collected, and fucking deadly

He's gonna bubba. Win or crash.