[johnbryanpeters]

...of senselessness, a public defender's blog.

 

[gonefirefightin]

Pure gold!

For the guys: Don’t think I’m amused when you flirt or offer to “do me.” You can’t successfully rob a convenience store, forge a signature, pawn stolen merchandise, get through a day without drinking, control your temper, or talk your way out of a routine traffic stop. I figure your performance in other areas is just as spectacular, and the thought of your shriveled unwashed body near me makes me want to kill you and then myself.

For the girls: I know your life is rougher than mine and you have no resources. I’m not going to insult you by suggesting you leave your abusive pimp/boyfriend, that you stop taking meth, or that your stop stealing ****. I do wish you’d stop beating the crap out of your kids and leaving your needles out for them to play with because you aren’t allowing them to have a life that is any better than yours.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Is this the first time you've seen this?

This was required reading when I was in law school. If you even had the slightest idea that you wanted to be a PD, you read this, and then realized that money was good and people can suck a bag of dicks.

 

[gonefirefightin]

Is this the first time you've seen this?

This was required reading when I was in law school. If you even had the slightest idea that you wanted to be a PD, you read this, and then realized that money was good and people can suck a bag of dicks.

I have the memory of a 97 yr old Alzheimer patient

 

[MikeD]

What's with the weird jesus-y ****?

 

[stosh]

I have the memory of a 97 yr old Alzheimer patient

Bwahhhh!!!

Can I steal this and use it in my daily life?

 

[rockofullr]

Only if you get blown up first....




Got any leftover fireworks?