So sent this to my parents, one of whom is an Englishwoman.
You say that now..... wait till you have a slab of one grilled medium rare with a side of asparagus and twice baked potato.F-you, Moose!
I say that every time I meet one of those assholes standing in the middle of the trail with their asshole-grin. They know what’s up, that’s why they are smiling.You say that now..... wait till you have a slab of one grilled medium rare with a side of asparagus and twice baked potato.
You want your Moose to be Medium atleast. By the time you cut it up and drag it back to camp it is well on its way to becoming foul.You say that now..... wait till you have a slab of one grilled medium rare with a side of asparagus and twice baked potato.
Not here, where it will probably be 0-20 degrees out when you get one.You want your Moose to be Medium atleast. By the time you cut it up and drag it back to camp it is well on its way to becoming foul.
Freezing your ass of doesn't make it less sucky. Moose meat acquisition is another thing. My Brother or anyone else, will never convince me this is a good idea. Elk is my exception. No Bear, Seal. or Moose for me. Turkey and Venison is OK. Fowl is to much work... I just butchered up a thawed out frozen pig. I would prefer to not have ever do that again.Not here, where it will probably be 0-20 degrees out when you get one.
Fucking flies sidelined my ride today. Tried to ride up high into the mountains, but under a crazy high pressure ridge there's no wind, 85+ degrees, smoke from the wildfires, and the flies were just out of control. Luckily it was all DH back to the car, but this was unreal.New kill list addition. This thing right here.
Yeah man, I know the pain.Fucking flies sidelined my ride today. Tried to ride up high into the mountains, but under a crazy high pressure ridge there's no wind, 85+ degrees, smoke from the wildfires, and the flies were just out of control. Luckily it was all DH back to the car, but this was unreal.
I'm going to try the tape.on.helmet trick...Yeah man, I know the pain.
You want to do the flailing arms dance moves, but ya got tech shit to ride in front of you. Eventually the stupid ass bugs win and you either turn around or eat shit trying to swat the fuckers away.
Strava actually did a pretty good job of capturing my swerving to try and throw the flies off and riding in circles to try and outrun them.Yeah man, I know the pain.
You want to do the flailing arms dance moves, but ya got tech shit to ride in front of you. Eventually the stupid ass bugs win and you either turn around or eat shit trying to swat the fuckers away.
No Sadly. I detected her disdain early on. I was able to flee the resultant disappointment thankfully.Does she speak Portuguese?