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She was worried about her baby getting into the ant solution. The ants were the least harmful path forward according to her value system. Based on her requirements I simply proposed the optimal solution.
It's astounding how many ants in a line you can take care of with a skateboard or a rollerskate on one hand.

She'd probably want a certified organic rollerskate though
 
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junkyard

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She was worried about her baby getting into the ant solution. The ants were the least harmful path forward according to her value system. Based on her requirements I simply proposed the optimal solution.
The ants are just doing the thankless job of cleaning up after her and her knuckle dragging spawn.
 

Westy

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It's astounding how many ants in a line you can take care of with a skateboard or a rollerskate on one hand.

She'd probably want a certified organic rollerskate though
It's astounding how many ants in a line you can take care of with a skateboard or a rollerskate on one hand.

She'd probably want a certified organic rollerskate though

Could have just replaced them with a colony of carbon free ants to justify her rampant consumerism and uncontrolled reproduction.