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Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Once when I was about 15 I was walking through a sketchy mall and I noticed some sketchy looking dude following me around. I walked to a bunch of random places and he was always 20 or so yards behind me. I had made the poor decision to park in an empty and isolated lot in the back and got a little concerned about an escape path. I guess I could have gone and found the security office like a little bitch. Instead I went to a sporting goods store and picked up a Louisville Slugger. When the sketchy dude saw me walking out of the store with a fine piece of maple he started walking quickly away.