As a Canadian, I am truly sorry for us being the birthplace of this abomination.
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As a Canadian, I am truly sorry for us being the birthplace of this abomination.
Is there a Hawaii in Canada? I hear pineapples love the snow.......
A few years ago I sent the following message to my neighborhood pizza place
As part of my weekly pizza ritual I ordered a large pepperoni and mushroom pizza from your Phinney Ridge location. When I got home I was horrified to find that I had in fact received a pepperoni and pineapple pizza. Due to the complications of returning a pizza during a pandemic I decided to suck it up and quickly removed as much pineapple as I could. I would really like to get a pepperoni and mushroom pizza next week, but after this trauma I need guarantees that pineapple never happens again.
Ideally you would no longer offer pineapple and ban it from your premises. If there really is a demand for such abominations, I can see why you would want to offer such a product. People who like pineapple on pizza are dangerous, the more money they spend on pizza the less they have for things like Crocs and weapons of mass destruction. Perhaps you could implement safety measures such as requiring two people with keys to access a pineapple safe and offer special pizza boxes with gigantic warnings that the pizza inside contains pineapple. It would both prevent accidents from happening and it would help the rest of society identify the demented and dangerous people who like pineapple on pizza. Please, think of the children.
Please see the attached picture of the removed pineapple, I warn you that it is graphic and not for the weak stomached. I would normally feed such food to my dog but if he actually ate it I would have to get rid of him. Thankfully compost gets picked up tomorrow and I can start to put this behind me and begin the healing process.
-Best regards,
Westy
Don't see a single down vote, I think you did it wrong.
Mushroom is the thing that should be banned from pizza, it tastes like you've sucked a dead person's toe, it ruins the whole pizza.
Pineapple all of the things!
I like both pineapple and mushrooms on pizza.
But to hell with pepperoni.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Outstanding. At the great Ridemonkey pizza party in the sky, you may be in charge of F&B.
This stuff is *amazing*:
Pasta alla Boscaiola
Pasta alla boscaiola, also known as woodsman-style pasta, with sausage, mushrooms, and fresh rosemary tossed with al dente pasta in a white wine tomato-based cream sauce and topped with Parmigiano.
www.sipandfeast.com
I seem to have upset the Croc fan base.
I will make whole pizzas from 'shrooms and they are god damned delicious.
Mushrooms also have a key nutrient, chitin, that so essential to human gut biome that it is believed to be a basis of human evolution. Chitin can be found in mushrooms and insects. Pick your poison.
I will make whole pizzas from 'shrooms and they are god damned delicious.
Mushrooms also have a key nutrient, chitin, that so essential to human gut biome that it is believed to be a basis of human evolution. Chitin can be found in mushrooms and insects. Pick your poison.
First place on my bucket list is "Australian Pizza". I hope it comes with some Vegemite dip for the crust.
Those are sufficiently cupped, but not sufficiently charred.I seem to have upset the Croc fan base.
I will make whole pizzas from 'shrooms and they are god damned delicious.
Mushrooms also have a key nutrient, chitin, that so essential to human gut biome that it is believed to be a basis of human evolution. Chitin can be found in mushrooms and insects. Pick your poison.
I maybe better not tell you that in Germany they not only eat pizza Hawaii but also toast Hawaii and steak Hawaii.
Toast Hawaii was pretty popular at children's birthday parties during my youth. Not at mine.
Looks like Battersea Power Station, hadn't been used as a power station in forever IIRC.
Where is the ‘Everything 70% Off!’ Official Pink Floyd Merchandise/Kifeyah Emporium?
There is a powerplant very close to the house that looks very similar. This however will be turned into the new science museum which I think has the be the perfect use. Its a nice location next to the water so the will benefit the area too.
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You goddam Communists seem to have it pretty good.There is a powerplant very close to the house that looks very similar. This however will be turned into the new science museum which I think has the be the perfect use. Its a nice location new to the water so the will benefit the area too.
watufuq is wrong with you bro?
I don't like mushrooms and pineapple on the *same* pizza - that's just weird.
My pee smells bad...
