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eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
8,333
1,574
Central Florida
Okay, I looked it up:

Masticator is a headgear with custommade electronics that gives audio visual feedback of chewing during meals. At each chew the device beeps and counts the chewing on the LED digital display. The number loops between 0 to 9 and does not add up.

One who wears the Masticator also becomes "The Masticator".

The Masticator occasionally visits restaurants such as McDonald's to chew slowly on hamburgers and fries in ritualistic manner.
 

sundaydoug

Monkey
Jun 8, 2009
611
275
Holy **** thats a lot of meat.
Reminds me of the roast beef sandwich I got one time from the Carnegie Deli in New York. There was easily over a pound of meat in between two tiny slices of rye bread. I couldn't even eat half of it and I was starving beforehand.