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eaterofdog

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Sep 8, 2006
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That is badass.
My grandfather told me a story about two noobies on his ship who decided to open and look out a porthole when the big guns were firing. The shockwave exiting the porthole pulled their eyes out and they were laying on their cheeks. The shells land beyond the horizon, you ain't gonna see a damn thing.
 

DirtyMike

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Aug 8, 2005
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My own world inside my head
That is badass.
My grandfather told me a story about two noobies on his ship who decided to open and look out a porthole when the big guns were firing. The shockwave exiting the porthole pulled their eyes out and they were laying on their cheeks. The shells land beyond the horizon, you ain't gonna see a damn thing.
Muzzle blast is a bitch..........
 

jdcamb

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Feb 17, 2002
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My grandfather told me a story about two noobies on his ship who decided to open and look out a porthole when the big guns were firing. The shockwave exiting the porthole pulled their eyes out and they were laying on their cheeks. The shells land beyond the horizon, you ain't gonna see a damn thing.
American Battleships stopped having below deck portholes after the Maine was blown up in Havana Harbor. Some French and British war ships did though....
 

eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
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American Battleships stopped having below deck portholes after the Maine was blown up in Havana Harbor. Some French and British war ships did though....
I don't really know if it was a port hole or if it was below deck. Two assholes sticking their face where it doesn't go and crawdaddie eyes is all I know for sure.