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bizutch

Delicate CUSTOM flower
Dec 11, 2001
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Over your shoulder whispering
As a parent I love seeing stuff like this. Nothing pisses me off more than parents that are terrified of letting kids do anything remotely dangerous.

Kids are made to get hurt, thats why they heal so fast.
But at the same time, you gotta realize the randomness of a kid. Mine have had some purely brilliant ideas for shenanigans that resulted in awesome sauce, but other times I've had to basically stop them from destroying all of humanity in the blink of an eye.

If there is even 2mm of space between the trampoline and the air house, a kid can slot it and crush their skull like a sniper opening a melon at 500 yards.
 
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$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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But at the same time, you gotta realize the randomness of a kid. Mine have had some purely brilliant ideas for shenanigans that resulted in awesome sauce, but other times I've had to basically stop them from destroying all of humanity in the blink of an eye.

If there is eve 2mm of space between the trampoline and the air house, a kid can slot it and crush their skull like a sniper opening a skull at 500 yards.
http://www.freerangekids.com/
worth a tumble