You just described the chick who lives in the section 8 motel across the street from my shop. I kept waiting for her to come in the shop for 6 months, Words can't describe the mess, but god what a body.I am not the biggest vette fan, but C1 corvettes are handsome machines. That thing makes me ill. It is like seeing hot chick in the corner of your eye but upon closer inspection she has bad scoliosis, a lazy eye, meth mouth and a bald spot.