[Changleen]

So you got nothing. Got it.

I don’t understand how despite me explaining it repeatedly over several years, you can’t understand how ‘you/you’re’ when used in the context of American politics doesn’t mean you personally and your personal beliefs. Holy crap. It’s an everyday shorthand. Yawn. Also: Art and Artists. Noise and outcomes.

 

[Changleen]

Kansas up, 34, 27. He used his legs. The chiefs have exploded in the second half. Exploded.

 

[kidwoo]

Post through it bro. It'll be okay. There are teslas on the road. Everything's gonna be alright.

 

[Changleen]

Post through it bro. It'll be okay. There are teslas on the road. Everything's gonna be alright.

The batteries are on the roof and burn like petrol.

 

[Changleen]

I love that I can wind you up so much.

 

[kidwoo]

The batteries are on the roof and burn like petrol.

I don't care.

You supported the next wave of capitalist fascism because it was excused by another slave labor profiteer making some rich kid toys.

And you still don't have enough of a grasp on language to differentiate between a nation's gov't and its citizens...whom are constantly at odds with each other.

 

[Changleen]

Go home, @kidwoo, you’re drunk.

 

[kidwoo]

Go home, @kidwoo, you’re drunk.

And you're projecting.

 

[Changleen]

And you're projecting.

I am, actually, pretty drunk. I got a pretty mean bar tab going. My bar homies are lolling.

 

[kidwoo]

called it

 

[Changleen]

‘He’s got his hand on his balls’.
‘It’s a game altering penalty’.

 

[Changleen]

Now they’re just making noises.

 

[kidwoo]

why does anyone in new zealand watch the superbowl?


people here barely do

The ones that do just don't shut up about it so it seems like a larger portion of the population.

 

[Changleen]

11 seconds left.

 

[Changleen]

I’m not in NZ atm. I’m stuck in transit. Due to climate change.

 

[Changleen]

There’s a clue in the image for the attentive reader.

 

[Changleen]

Four seconds left. ‘Desperation mode’.

 

[junkyard]

I don’t see any sheep in the picture.

 

[Changleen]

Kansas City Chiefs win! 38-35. I enjoyed Rhianna most.

 

[Changleen]

I don’t see any sheep in the picture.

I see about 35,000. (Or insert accurate number of people in stadium.)

 

[junkyard]

I see about 35,000. (Or insert accurate number of people in stadium.)

I know how you kiwis feel about sheep. My Aussie uncles told me about it.

 

[Changleen]

The bartender is complaining the talking heads only ever talk shit. She says if they ever said something authentic then she would listen. I immediately thought about tacos.

 

[Changleen]

I know how you kiwis feel about sheep. My Aussie uncles told me about it.

They are a dead end investment that don’t have an ROI that allows the investor to have a viable quality of life without adding to climate change boosting activity?

 

[rideit]

Step one: eat all of the fucking sheep.

 

[Changleen]

Step one: eat all of the fucking sheep.

We’re outsourcing that. It seems to be working.

 

[kidwoo]

I’m not in NZ atm. I’m stuck in transit. Due to climate change.

dont confuse the chicken with the egg

takes a lot of teslas to offset getting a new zealander to kansas

 

[kidwoo]

sure it does

 

[Changleen]

dont confuse the chicken with the egg

takes a lot of teslas to offset getting a new zealander to kansas

Don’t worry, I got it covered.

 

[Changleen]

Also no fucking way I’m in Kansas. Holy shit.

 

[kidwoo]

Don’t worry, I got it covered.

What, your conscience?

That's the only goal.

 

[Changleen]

What, your conscience?

That's the only goal.

 

[kidwoo]

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I just paid some indulgences so imma go rape a sheep

 

[rideit]

We’re outsourcing that. It seems to be working.

The problem with eating all of the sheep is that it just encourages them to breed more sheep, dammit. It’s an Ourobouros, I tells ya.

 

[Changleen]

The problem with eating all of the sheep is that it just encourages them to breed more sheep, dammit. It’s an Ourobouros, I tells ya.

This does indeed appear to be a moral hazard. Trying to figure out an exit lane. Seems it will require government level intervention.

 

[Changleen]

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I just paid some indulgences so imma go rape a sheep

They are genuinely one of the good guys. If people like them fail we’re fully fucked. We may be fully fucked anyway, but…

 

[rideit]

Could you float all of the sheep to Java with individual balloons?
Im all about modern solutions.

 

[kidwoo]

They are genuinely one of the good guys. If people like them fail we’re fully fucked. We may be fully fucked anyway, but…

The only, ONLY way really....

 

[kidwoo]

Could you float all of the sheep to Java with individual balloons?
Im all about modern solutions.

Nah the usaf would just shoot them dowm

 

[Changleen]

The only, ONLY way really....

I’m so tired.

 

[kidwoo]

I’m so tired.

"drunk.."