[stevew]

 

[stevew]

Dad looks a little femme there.

dan is really danielle....

transgender dad modern family type sh!t.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

dan is really danielle....

transgender dad modern family type sh!t.

I suppose it's possible. Around here redneck, racist lesbians are not uncommon.

 

[$tinkle]

when consuela the nanny learns to read LOTR to kids in a proper accent, i'll reconsider

"¡si se puede!"

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[$tinkle]

"can't i just eat my waffle?"

bonus: rand paul beats hasty retreat in the first few seconds, b/c he smells an ambush

 

[jimmydean]

"can't i just eat my waffle?"

bonus: rand paul beats hasty retreat in the first few seconds, b/c he smells an ambush

Rand Paul may be an idiot, but he's no idiot.

 

[$tinkle]

 

[blackohio]

 

[Pesqueeb]

You're doing god's work son.

 

[$tinkle]

however, the androgyny has me confused: 2 mommies? i would expect gay men to take offense to that characterization on many level

 

[jimmydean]

 

[Nick]

is that Jerry Jones, holding up someone old enough to be his granddaughter?

 

[HAB]

is that Jerry Jones, holding up someone old enough to be his granddaughter?

Yes.5

 

[jimmydean]

is that Jerry Jones, holding up someone old enough to be his granddaughter?

Yes, yes it is. I posted the story and updates in the religious psychosis thread.

 

[DaveW]

Election coming up.... Let the billboard modifications begin........

 

[mattmatt86]

Everyone do yourself a favor and go to Amazon and read the reviews.

http://www.amazon.com/Parents-carry-Brian-Nathan-Nephew/dp/098317511X

Hey, parents! Are you looking for a way to educate your kids about the importance of the 2nd amendment, but just can't find the right pro-gun children's book?

Are you worried that your kids will grow up believing they can rely on law enforcement for protection? Or that they'll think wearing guns as accessories is a bad idea? That they'll be judged for dressing like a soldier in wartime when they go out to eat with their friends?

Well, then look no further! With the notable lack of a Seussian rhyming meter (because this s*** is serious, and nothing rhymes with "AK-47"), this book will help teach your kids that intimidating other people is A-OK, as long it makes you feel safe. That you should embrace fear as a part of life because one day you will be assaulted, robbed, raped, and murdered (probably in that order). Don't you want to prepare your family for this inevitability? Well, then be a Patriot, stand your ground, and buy this book today!

Charlton Heston will be proud.

(Each new purchase comes with a 9mm ankle holster for the boys and a bikini holster for the ladies.)

 

[Pesqueeb]

Everyone do yourself a favor and go to Amazon and read the reviews.

http://www.amazon.com/Parents-carry-Brian-Nathan-Nephew/dp/098317511X

You were right. Totally worth it.

My personal fave:

It's strange to me that this book is titled "My Parents Open Carry" and yet the cover depicts three adults, one of whom appears to be a low-wage home health aide with a mullet wearing daisy scrubs. Maybe the man and woman on either side of her have taken her hostage? Also, bravo to the authors for their choice of names for the parents: "Bea Strong" (get it? "Be Strong") and "Richard Strong" (a.k.a. "Dick Strong"). Very subtle. The typos in the text and the lack of sentence variation are a nice touch, too, clearly separating the authors from the liberal elite with their book readin' and word learnin'. I only wish this book was available in a collector's edition 14k gold embossed hardcover with all the Jesus parts in red type, like the Bible when it's done right.

Edit: LOL'd hard.

Perfect companion book to My Parents Open Container

 

[$tinkle]

the comical part is that these types can read (but on balance, it does appear to be no harder than 'where the wild things are')

 

[Pesqueeb]

Oh god, I can't breathe:

As these books go, this one was just OK.

But my favorite in the series by far is "My Parents Frack All Over the Place," followed closely by "My Parents Roll Coal on Prius-Drivers," "My Parents Clear Cut the National Forests," "My Parents Remove the Mountaintops from Appalachia," "My Parents Avoid Taxes through Corporate Inversions" and "My Parents Punch Somebody in the Face Because They Just Don't Much Like his Face And He Shouldn'ta Brung It Here."

I'm really looking forward to reading "My Parents Tell Gay People They're Going to Hell" and the just-announced "My Parents Scream at Refugee Kids."

It's a very special children's library we're building in our happy little home on the nice little bookshelf, right under the hand-cross-stitched tapestry that reads, "Who Would Jesus Be Afraid Of?"

 

[jimmydean]

Oh god, I can't breathe:

Damn, I need to find this book!

"My Parents Punch Somebody in the Face Because They Just Don't Much Like his Face And He Shouldn'ta Brung It Here."

 

[$tinkle]

 

[$tinkle]

 

[Beef Supreme]

I wonder what happened around 1980 that messed up income growth for most Americans.

 

[jimmydean]

I wonder what happened around 1980 that messed up income growth for most Americans.

 

[Kevin]

 

[jackalope]

I wonder what happened around 1980 that messed up income growth for most Americans.

My guess - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_1980s_recession

 

[stevew]

I wonder what happened around 1980 that messed up income growth for most Americans.

inherited sh!t sandwich?

 

[$tinkle]

inherited sh!t sandwich?

wrong.

it's a one way function, like password encryption

 

[$tinkle]

inherited sh!t sandwich?

speaking of:

 

[$tinkle]

"stewardess, how do you say 'bazinga!' in jive?"

 

[stevew]

 

[stevew]

chuck says the world is exploding all over.....think i'll dance.....everyone else is on vacation...

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[$tinkle]

must spread....fvcking white people & their guns & their rep blocking

 

[jimmydean]

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[IH8Rice]

 

[IH8Rice]

 

[IH8Rice]