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syadasti

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dan-o said:
By the time ISIS is done the Louvre may be the only place where these artifacts remain.
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History shows iconoclasts have predominantly been Christians - don't have to go far, just ask the Native Americans (one of the most effective genocides in modern history). We've also got book burning, movie/videogame/textbook/science bans, dry counties, sunday laws, etc, etc...

Climate change is far more unstoppable than ISIS ever will be and given that we're less than 5% of the global population using 1/4 of its resources we're going to be destroying a lot more natural and cultural heritage sites:

http://www.livescience.com/50085-states-outlaw-climate-change.html
 
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dan-o

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I wasn't arguing the history of civilization, merely commenting how middle eastern artifacts are being trashed currently and that previously 'stolen' works may be all that remain in the future.
 
syadasti

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They must be using one of those Texan history books for this meme, extremist Muslims have more in common with American Christians just a generation ago:

Jesse Washington was just one black man to die horribly at the hands of white death squads. Between 1882 and 1968 — 1968! — there were 4,743 recorded lynchings in the US. About a quarter of them were white people, many of whom had been killed for sympathizing with black folks. My father, who was born in 1904 near Paris, Texas, kept in a drawer that newspaper photograph from back when he was a boy of thousands of people gathered as if at a picnic to feast on the torture and hanging of a black man in the center of town. On a journey tracing our roots many years later, my father choked and grew silent as we stood near the spot where it had happened.

Yes, it was hard to get back to sleep the night we heard the news of the Jordanian pilot’s horrendous end. ISIS be damned! I thought. But with the next breath I could only think that our own barbarians did not have to wait at any gate. They were insiders. Home grown. Godly. Our neighbors, friends, and kin. People like us.
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TOFINO, BRITISH COLUMBIA - As a result of attempts to reduce his carbon footprint, local male Colby Richmond has also drastically reduced his vagina footprint. “My hipster friends were ‘liking’ a lot of posts about micro homes on Facebook. So, I framed up a house on a flat deck trailer.”

The 300 square foot dwelling is fully portable, equipped with solar panel roofing, and features a tastefully finished interior.

“I sleep up there in the bunk. But as you can see, that pretty much rules out doggy style or cowgirl. I pulled off missionary once, but got a lot slivers in my back from the tongue and grove cedar on the ceiling. Spooning is basically the only option, but I feel like that really only gets used in porn cuz of the good camera angles.”

And Mr. Richmond isn’t the only one affected by the micro home libido scrooge. “My buddy Todd made a micro home out of shipping container, and I have to admit, it’s kinda ‘rapey’.

Still, the trend towards micro homes has ignited an important debate on the principles we value as a society.

“The toilet is fully composting, but women are terribly self-conscious about you knowing that they shit. I had one girl over, and I’m pretty sure she left just because she had to shit. The bathroom door is paper thin, and in that tiny bathroom, a toilet is basically just an amphitheatre for your farts”.

On whether he planned to continue occupying the cock blocking abode, Richmond solemnly confided, “I shoulda bought my uncle’s Winnebago, could at least get head while I’m driving.”
 
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