[BrokenChain]

I got back from a ride this afternoon, and while I'm in the shower, I get this random thought about bellybutton lint. Why is it always blue? Even when I wear white or yellow shirts, the lint is blue. I don't get it. Anyone else just have random thoughts like this?

 

[rcoh]

http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/lint/

 

[BrokenChain]

Professor Wil's theory of BBL - The comedian Wil Anderson (also known as Professor Wil) has his own theory of BBL. He claims that the body hates colours, and will expel them through the nearest orifice. So green snot leaves via the nostrils, brown faeces via the anus, yellow urine via the urethra and, yes, blue Belly Button Lint via the belly button.

That was interesing. But unfortunately, both theories on the site lead towards it having to do with the clothing color. Mine is ALWAYS blue, even if I'm not wearing anything blue. When I get bored, I think of weird things. I guess I'm just special like that.

 

[hooples3]

thats the markings of the aliens

 

[Ciaran]

It's N8's fault

 

[Changleen]

No he's right. It's always blue. Freaky.

 

[laura]

i don't get bellbutton lint.

 

[chicodude]

My bellybutton smells.

 

[.:Jeenyus:.]

i don't get bellbutton lint.

 

[Changleen]

Do you both have outies?

 

[Potroast88]

Girls don't get bellybutton lint because MOST of them don't have hair around it.

 

[Dirt rider]

My bellybutton smells.

get some soap and a Q-tip




and why the deuce is it called a "Q" tip? I see no Q shape

 

[laura]

Do you both have outies?

no



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[laura]

Girls don't get bellybutton lint because MOST of them don't have hair around it.

is that what causes bellybutton lint?

 

[Westy]

More random thoughts/facts.

20% of the cells in your body do not belong to you. They are from bacteria, protozoa, face mites etc. You are an ecosystem.

 

[DRB]

Girls don't get bellybutton lint because MOST of them don't have hair around it.

Bellybutton lint not hair.

Girls don't get stuff like that because they aren't icky like boys. That's what my wife says.

 

[robdamanii]

My bellybutton smells.

How do you bend over to check?

 

[DRB]

How do you bend over to check?

What a silly question robdachickforbeingontheinternetinthebahamas.

He sticks is little toe in it and smells that. GAWD.

 

[robdamanii]

What a silly question robdachickforbeingontheinternetinthebahamas.

He sticks is little toe in it and smells that. GAWD.

Charming. Foot fungus and belly button stink.

And this place is addicting...and there are only so many things you can do while people are getting ready to go somewhere or are drunk and sleeping.

 

[laura]

Girls don't get stuff like that because they aren't icky like boys. That's what my wife says.

well that is simple untrue. most just hide it better than guys.

 

[jacksonpt]

More random thoughts/facts.

20% of the cells in your body do not belong to you. They are from bacteria, protozoa, face mites etc. You are an ecosystem.

wow... that's pretty cool.



I also have bb lint that is only ever blue.

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

well that is simple untrue. most just hide it better than guys.

Why would you ruin it for the rest of us??



That blue BBL is very true though. Hmmm

 

[Polandspring88]

well that is simple untrue. most just hide it better than guys.

Next what, you are going to try and tell me that girls fart?

 

[Jeremy R]

Its not lint.
While you sleep, a Smurf comes and $hits on your belly.
They are smurfin' disgusting.

 

[laura]

Why would you ruin it for the rest of us??



That blue BBL is very true though. Hmmm

you shouldn't live in a dream world, you could develop a complex.

 

[robdamanii]

Next what, you are going to try and tell me that girls fart?

They do. And they burp and poop and evcerything else.

 

[Andyman_1970]

My bellybutton smells.

LOL.............I just blew sunflower seed shells all over my monitor...........

mine does too.................. :

 

[Andyman_1970]

They do. And they burp and poop and evcerything else.

I can always tell when my wife has had something for lunch that had onions in it.............it smells like a cross between hot poopie diapers that have marinated for about 10 days and roadkill...............

 

[robdamanii]

I can always tell when my wife has had something for lunch that had onions in it.............it smells like a cross between hot poopie diapers that have marinated for about 10 days and roadkill...............

Um....wow.

I don't think even my "fresh garlic pizza" breath is that bad.

 

[Andyman_1970]

Um....wow.

I don't think even my "fresh garlic pizza" breath is that bad.

Bless her heart, that's what happens when you get 7" of you colon resected - I've never met a woman so regular as her. It must be genetic, becaues my son has inherited some of her lower GI traits.............LOL

Anyway............I love poop/stinky threads...........this made my Monday.

 

[robdamanii]

Bless her heart, that's what happens when you get 7" of you colon resected - I've never met a woman so regular as her. It must be genetic, becaues my son has inherited some of her lower GI traits.............LOL

Anyway............I love poop/stinky threads...........this made my Monday.

Lol....like mother like son eh?

And nothing makes a monday better than a poop thread.

 

[skinny mike]

for some reason i thought of this during work today. if someone who is of legal drinking age and someone who isnt are together at a restaraunt and the person who can drink orders a beer, is it illegal for the underaged person to pay for the meal? i guess it would only come into question if they were using their own credit card.