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bomberz1qr20

Turbo Monkey
Nov 19, 2001
1,007
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RM needs a game.

So I am pulling over a nice little game I saw on another site.

The game of RANK.


The rules are simple.

1) List three things for the next person posting after you to rank. You can specify how to rank the items, or you can leave that up to the person who is ranking. Example: 1 to 3 in order of coolness. Imagination is a good thing here.

2) The three things should have something in common, be it subject, theory, or even grammatical. Tying together common words works well.

3) The rank should always go from top to bottom. A song by Stevie Nicks for example would almost always be on the bottom.

4) After you rank three things, leave three new things to rank.

5) Optional: your post can be in a fake accent. This makes for interesting reading.


OK - I'll start...

Please rank, in order of cultural importance:

Lance Armstrong
Sir Lancelot
Sir Mix-A-Lot
 
dh girlie

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Feb 11, 2002
8,056
0
A state where you never find the dance floor empty
Originally posted by bomberz1qr20
RM needs a game.

So I am pulling over a nice little game I saw on another site.

The game of RANK.


The rules are simple.

1) List three things for the next person posting after you to rank. You can specify how to rank the items, or you can leave that up to the person who is ranking. Example: 1 to 3 in order of coolness. Imagination is a good thing here.

2) The three things should have something in common, be it subject, theory, or even grammatical. Tying together common words works well.

3) The rank should always go from top to bottom. A song by Stevie Nicks for example would almost always be on the bottom.

4) After you rank three things, leave three new things to rank.

5) Optional: your post can be in a fake accent. This makes for interesting reading.


OK - I'll start...

Please rank, in order of cultural importance:

Lance Armstrong
Sir Lancelot
Sir Mix-A-Lot
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Kinda confusing but I will try:

1) Sir Mix-a-Lot
2) Lance Armstrong
3) Sir Lancelot...who the hell is he?

I can't think of anything to post for y'all to rank, but I'll come back when I do...
 
Instigator

Instigator

ass balancer
Aug 22, 2001
861
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Rochester, NY
oops, how about these 3


1. Building a new bike for yourself
2. having a shop build you a new bike
3. Buying a factory bike. (specialized epic.....etc....)

Rank on how you would pick the way to get a new bike.
 
Jr_Bullit

Jr_Bullit

I'm sooo teenie weenie!!!
Sep 8, 2001
2,028
1
North of Oz
I say

1) - butts (mix-a-lot)
2) - hottie heros (camelot)
3) - spandex (lancelot)

So here's my three: rank in order of "favorite"

hands on rock
wheels on rock
feet on rock
 
TULSATUMBLERSGF

TULSATUMBLERSGF

GRASSHOPPER
Jan 22, 2004
221
0
Tulsa, OK
Originally posted by Instigator
oops, how about these 3


1. Building a new bike for yourself
2. having a shop build you a new bike
3. Buying a factory bike. (specialized epic.....etc....)

Rank on how you would pick the way to get a new bike.
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none of the above... i will just wait till the next race and wait for Cooter to get drunk and steal his! he had no idea where is bike was... :D
 
Yossarian

Yossarian

Monkey Pimp
Jul 25, 2001
1,702
99
Aboard the Inchcliffe Castle
Originally posted by Jr_Bullit
I say

1) - butts (mix-a-lot)
2) - hottie heros (camelot)
3) - spandex (lancelot)

So here's my three: rank in order of "favorite"

hands on rock
wheels on rock
feet on rock
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Wheel

Feet

Hands


Rank these:

Sock puppets
holes in socks
the band Hole
 
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bomberz1qr20

Turbo Monkey
Nov 19, 2001
1,007
0
Originally posted by Instigator
oops, how about these 3


1. Building a new bike for yourself
2. having a shop build you a new bike
3. Buying a factory bike. (specialized epic.....etc....)

Rank on how you would pick the way to get a new bike.
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This Instigator man, he knows the rank game already. Good

I rank now for you my friend:

Having a shop build you a new bike - this means I have a ton of money, and I can sit back and sip cognac while some poor slob gets greasy.

Building a new bike for yourself - the prefered method if I'm not rich. (and I'm not)

Buying a factory bike - there is not one product manager alive that knows what I want in a bike.

Rank:

Devil smiley - :devil:
Big Grin smiley - :D
Monkey smiley - :monkey:
 
Clark Kent

Clark Kent

Monkey
Oct 1, 2001
324
0
Mpls
Rank these in order of importance when it comes to your decision to drive most of the places you go.


1.The ride.

2.The inconveniance.

3. "Hey I just got my license."
 
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bomberz1qr20

Turbo Monkey
Nov 19, 2001
1,007
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Originally posted by Clark Kent
Rank these in order of importance when it comes to your decision to drive most of the places you go.


1.The ride.

2.The inconveniance.

3. "Hey I just got my license."
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The ride.
"Hey I just got my license (back)."
The inconveniance.

Remember to rank someone's post, then provide something to rank.


How about:

People
People eating
People eating people
 
Clark Kent

Clark Kent

Monkey
Oct 1, 2001
324
0
Mpls
BTW...


Armstrong...

because motivating a generation to overcome obstacles is a great thing.


Lancelot....

To read well is to be well read.

Mix alot...

100 years from now who will remember him? And there is NOTHING good about a fat ass! (specialy in times like these with the poundage problems so many have)
 
Clark Kent

Clark Kent

Monkey
Oct 1, 2001
324
0
Mpls
1.people eating people...( I'm a licker)

2.people eating.

3. people.

What the S.O. says most often...

1.No.

2.Stop it

3. No, stop it.
 
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bomberz1qr20

Turbo Monkey
Nov 19, 2001
1,007
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Originally posted by Yossarian
Wheel

Feet

Hands


Rank these:

Sock puppets
holes in socks
the band Hole
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Holes in socks - ventilation is important

Sock puppets - creepy little things

The band Hole - Courtney Love is probably going to die of drug overdose, I feel bad for her kid. And her band sucks - big time. Permanent last place in any and all ranks.


Rank:

Hippies
Skinheads
Frat boys
 
Rip

Rip

Mr. Excitement
Feb 3, 2002
7,327
1
Over there somewhere.
Originally posted by bomberz1qr20
Holes in socks - ventilation is important

Sock puppets - creepy little things

The band Hole - Courtney Love is probably going to die of drug overdose, I feel bad for her kid. And her band sucks - big time. Permanent last place in any and all ranks.


Rank:

Hippies
Skinheads
Frat boys
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Skinheads
Hippies
Frat Boys




Drunken Ninja
Pineapple
Building a bike up with all top of the line stuff.
 
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bomberz1qr20

Turbo Monkey
Nov 19, 2001
1,007
0
Originally posted by Rip

Drunken Ninja
Pineapple
Building a bike up with all top of the line stuff.
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Pineapple - really hard to eat one of these whole, but I love 'em anyway

Building a bike up with all top of the line stuff - over rated, unless you're a snob, then it's hella-cool.

Drunken Ninja - RM protocol dictates that I rank any RM members last to create drama.



Rank, in order of disposability:

Gillette Sensor cartridges
Shimano components
Bic Lighters
 
Clark Kent

Clark Kent

Monkey
Oct 1, 2001
324
0
Mpls
Originally posted by bomberz1qr20




Rank, in order of disposability:

Gillette Sensor cartridges
Shimano components
Bic Lighters
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Bic

Gillette...( ya can ALWAYS squeeze another shave off one if ya NEED to!)

Shimano......I have mechs from 15 years ago I cant seam to throw away!..


Rank these...


Time in the saddle.

How rad my last run was.

How many races I can drive to this year.
 
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bomberz1qr20

Turbo Monkey
Nov 19, 2001
1,007
0
Originally posted by Clark Kent


Rank these...


Time in the saddle.

How rad my last run was.

How many races I can drive to this year.
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I'll rate these in order of personal priority -

How rad my last run was - I had a great ride last Sunday - lotsa speed and no crashing, even though I've been way off the bike for months. I intend to have more of these.

Time in the saddle - since I get very little, I try to go for quality vs. quantity.

How many races I can drive to this year - Sea Otter might be the only one, I need to drive to the beach more this year.

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Rank:

Englund Air Cartridges
Girvin Flex Stem
Thudbuster Seatpost
 
BurlyShirley

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
Originally posted by bomberz1qr20
BUMP for Rank! Play or die!

Rank:

Englund Air Cartridges
Girvin Flex Stem
Thudbuster Seatpost
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Thudbuster

Englund

Girvin Flex



Rank These in terms of most annoying:

Vegans

Bob Marley

Nalgene Water Bottles
 
BurlyShirley

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
...and 3 more to rank, in terms of things you'd hate to see the most.

Shizza Video with Rosie Odonell

Golden Girls naked Twister tournament

Phish Live
 
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bomberz1qr20

Turbo Monkey
Nov 19, 2001
1,007
0
Originally posted by BurlySurly
Thudbuster

Englund

Girvin Flex



Rank These in terms of most annoying:

Vegans

Bob Marley

Nalgene Water Bottles
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Thank you Mr. Surly for playing.

Please in the future imbellish you ranks - explain why the rank is in the order it's in. Makes it interesting.

Let me also remind those interested of the optional rule in Rank - you can reply in a fake accent.

So I rank for you, the Mr. Big Stuffs Burly, these times:

Vegans - Mama Mia! What a bunch of guys ah these vegans! So to make me annoyed! What they make with the faghina complaining about the food alla the time.

The Bob Marley - he music, so hipppy but I like, no? But his fan, they also of the hippy and dirty fahgina variety - I no like. 2nd Rank to you, Mr. Dead Ragae man!

Nalgene Bottle - what? She iss bottle? What's the fahggin deal, eh? They take the cougar off the logo - I miss cougar.

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Please to Rank:

Sea Otter
C-Span
Sycip
 
BurlyShirley

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
Originally posted by bomberz1qr20

Please to Rank:

Sea Otter
C-Span
Sycip
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Sea Otter - Never been, but looks like a good time.

Sycip - at least its bike related

C-Span - Give me cancer now god.




Rank Deez, in terms of self-impornant morons:

Jerry Falwell

Jesse Jackson

Michael Moore
 
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bomberz1qr20

Turbo Monkey
Nov 19, 2001
1,007
0
BUMP!

The rank will not die!

Someone rank Mr. Burly's offering please!

Cool points for posting in a fake accent.
 
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bomberz1qr20

Turbo Monkey
Nov 19, 2001
1,007
0
Originally posted by HippieKai
On top
On the bottom
side to side
?

:devil: :monkey:
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Please note that there is a standing post that needs ranking...

I will rank yours anyway...

Syrup distribution on pancakes and waffles:

1) On the top - it spills down the sides slowly and makes little puddles on the plate - cool.

2) Side to side - this is ok - spread out the cakes and drizzle syrup as needed

3) On the bottom - what, put the syrup down on the plate first? What are you, a commie?


Please rank mr. Burly's offering above:


Originally posted by Curly Wurly

Rank Deez, in terms of self-impornant morons:

Jerry Falwell

Jesse Jackson

Michael Moore
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HippieKai

HippieKai

Pretty Boy....That's right, BOY!
Oct 7, 2002
1,348
0
hippie-ville
1)Jesse Jackson
2)Jerry Falwell
3)Michael Moore

now...
how do you like it in bed?
On top
On the bottom
side to side
?
 
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bomberz1qr20

Turbo Monkey
Nov 19, 2001
1,007
0
Originally posted by HippieKai

how do you like it in bed?
On top
On the bottom
side to side
? [/B]
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I have 2 cats, so I never eat pancakes in bed. Cat hair is a serious hazard to the pancake eater.
 
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