[Acadian]

and finally - now I know why I'm slow..
1) I don't keep my toenails clipped
2) I don't brush my teeth after each ride
3) I wear socks that go way above my ankles
4) I still haven't swapped my brass nipples for aluminum ones

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

so that is why i am so slow... man MBA is the BEST!

 

[Acadian]

I got new goals for 2005

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Damn it, they promised they wouldn't revel my secrets:angry:

 

[Acadian]

Damn it, they promised they wouldn't revel my secrets:angry:

they have - here is more:
Tip#58 Don't be ashamed to get off the bike and walk a climb (they left out drop)
Tip#88 When you get dropped by a group, have a little fun. Pop a wheelie, do a nose wheelie or bunnyhop. (you must be the king of wheelies?)

 

[dante]

ok, I've taken all of my brass nipples off of my wheels, now how do I put alu ones on??

 

[binary visions]

ok, I've taken all of my brass nipples off of my wheels, now how do I put alu ones on??

Novocaine and a soldering iron?

 

[Glennder!!]

That is BS. I clipped my toenails and I still suck!

Why would Halatosis make you slow? I have stainless in my nipples.

 

[Zark]

Why would Halatosis make you slow? I have stainless in my nipples.

It doesn't, everyone else just rides faster to get away from kitty litter breath

 

[Smelly]

Tip#88 When you get dropped by a group, have a little fun. Pop a wheelie, do a nose wheelie or bunnyhop. (you must be the king of wheelies?)

i LOVE popping wheelies!

 

[AlberTop]

and finally - now I know why I'm slow..
1) I don't keep my toenails clipped
2) I don't brush my teeth after each ride
3) I wear socks that go way above my ankles
4) I still haven't swapped my brass nipples for aluminum ones

I will try that to see if I can get faster.

 

[Pau11y]

Tip#88 When you get dropped by a group, have a little fun. Pop a wheelie, do a nose wheelie or bunnyhop. (you must be the king of wheelies?)

I don't know about this. Chances are if you're dropped by a group, you're sucking enough air to create a distortion in the space/time fabric. Popping wheelies might just push it into the black hole severity and you'll just inhale yourself and your bike, and maybe the surrounding trees too!

 

[kidwoo]

Ever notice how none of the test riders have a spec of dirt on them in the pictures? They must all be the immaculate angels that refuse to run the evil ads.

 

[OGRipper]

MBA belongs on the comic book rack. Not the cool comic book rack, the super crappy toy manufacturer propaganda comic book rack.