Anyone have any?
Realy good short jokes...
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Do you mean jokes short in duration? or about short people?
Here's two jokes, both are of short duration and one of them sort of involves a short person:
#1. A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer, and a mop.
#2. Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing?
A: Because she had no arms and no legs.
I didn't say they were good.
Here's two jokes, both are of short duration and one of them sort of involves a short person:
#1. A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer, and a mop.
#2. Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing?
A: Because she had no arms and no legs.
I didn't say they were good.
So a 3 legged cat walks into a saloon and says...
"I'm lookin fer the man that shot my paw..."
"I'm lookin fer the man that shot my paw..."
What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?
A breadstick?reflux said:
So a man walks into a bar and says...
Ouch!
Ouch!
What does a dislexic, agnostic, insomniac do?
Lays awake at night pondering the existance of doG.
Lays awake at night pondering the existance of doG.
So this Irishman walks out of a bar......
nah, just kidding
nah, just kidding
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: A Lickalotapus
A: A Lickalotapus
Two parrots are sitting on a perch
one turns to the other and says
"Hey, do you smell fish?"...............wait for it..............wait for it.......
one turns to the other and says
"Hey, do you smell fish?"...............wait for it..............wait for it.......
close, but no -- a quarter-pounder w/ cheeseJeremy R said:
Q: How do you make a kleenex dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
A: Put a little boogie in it.
Bwahahahahah!Nate at RIT said:
So a toothless termite walks into a bar and says to the first guy he sees...
"Hey buddy! Where's the bartender?"
"Hey buddy! Where's the bartender?"
a guy walks into a bar at the top of a building and sees a guy take a huuge swig off a drink and go jump out the window and the guys like oh bummer
so he comes in the next day and he sees the same guy do the same thing. so he ses if i see him again tomorrow im gonna ask him what hes drinking.
so he comes in the next day and sees the guy take a swig nd get up so he gos up to him and goes wat are you drinking? and the guys like ask the bartender
so he goes up to the bartender and asks for the same drink that guy had and he srinks it jumps out the window and falls to his death
so the next day the other guy comes in and the bartender goes ya kno i hate it when you do that superman.
ok maybe its not short but i tried
so he comes in the next day and he sees the same guy do the same thing. so he ses if i see him again tomorrow im gonna ask him what hes drinking.
so he comes in the next day and sees the guy take a swig nd get up so he gos up to him and goes wat are you drinking? and the guys like ask the bartender
so he goes up to the bartender and asks for the same drink that guy had and he srinks it jumps out the window and falls to his death
so the next day the other guy comes in and the bartender goes ya kno i hate it when you do that superman.
ok maybe its not short but i tried
pixelninja said:
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
Mitzel123.....HAHAHAHA
sorry, he is short and a complete joke of a dude!
sorry, he is short and a complete joke of a dude!
The captain of the pirate ship was walking around the deck of his ship when one of his sailors came up and said, "hey captain, did you know you had a steering wheel in your pants?" to this the captain replied, "argh! and its drivin' me nuts!!"
what's the difference between cowboy hats and tampons?
cowboy hats are for assholes
cowboy hats are for assholes
I'm afraid that went over my head.Barbaton said:
a pink elephant, 2 purple kangaroos, a yellow snake and bright green dog enter a bar...
ther bartender reacts like he knows them pretty good and tells them: "He ain't here yet!"
ther bartender reacts like he knows them pretty good and tells them: "He ain't here yet!"
Where is the bar... tender. Ie which part of the bar is tender...Tully said:
Haha, now I get it.
What's orange and looks good on hippies?
Fire.
*Stolen shamelessly from Bungie.net, but I love this joke, so here it is...
JJ
Fire.
*Stolen shamelessly from Bungie.net, but I love this joke, so here it is...
JJ
Why did the penguin cross the road?
Because it was the "cool" thing to do.
Did you hear they made a bride of Pokemon?
Yah they named it Bitchachu.
Stupid? well yah i made them up myself....
Because it was the "cool" thing to do.
Did you hear they made a bride of Pokemon?
Yah they named it Bitchachu.
Stupid? well yah i made them up myself....
HAHA that one is greatwhoopnar said:
he stole it from a bill board... what black blue and brown and lying in a ditch.
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A brunnete thats told to many blond jokes...
Why did Hellen Kellers dog kill himself?
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You would too if ur name was "gooblughahammsshh"
ask me if im a hat???..............
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Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
One was a salted.
how did the hog feel when he lost his voice?
disGRUNTled
disGRUNTled
why are there so many blonde jokes?
because brunettes got nothing else to do on friday night
because brunettes got nothing else to do on friday night
