what's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
a bad golfer goes WHACK! Damn!
a bad skydiver goes DAMN! Whack!
a bad golfer goes WHACK! Damn!
a bad skydiver goes DAMN! Whack!
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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar.......
and that's just the first guy
and that's just the first guy
Tom and Sam were just promoted to Sargents in the US Army. To celebrate, they both went to a house of ill-repute.
"I'll take that one" he said.
"Well, she has gonorrhea" stated the man at the desk.
Tom and Sam looked at each other and had no clue what he was talking about.
The man took out a dictionary and Tom looked up gonorrhea.
Tom re-assured Sam, "Sez here that it only affects privates, were ok 'cause we sargents in the US Army"
"I'll take that one" he said.
"Well, she has gonorrhea" stated the man at the desk.
Tom and Sam looked at each other and had no clue what he was talking about.
The man took out a dictionary and Tom looked up gonorrhea.
Tom re-assured Sam, "Sez here that it only affects privates, were ok 'cause we sargents in the US Army"
whats blue, wiggles, and is in the corner?
a baby in a plastic bag
whats green and in the corner?
the same baby, two weeks later
a baby in a plastic bag
whats green and in the corner?
the same baby, two weeks later
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pool? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your doorstep? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall? Art
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your doorstep? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall? Art
That's the most horrible joke Ive ever heard.Big_Papa1080 said:
What do you call a black guy flying a plane??
A pilot you damn racist.
A pilot you damn racist.
A man walks into a bar an orders a drink. He sits there for several hours and contemplates the decisions that have shaped his life. That's it.
there's nothing funnier than a good dead baby joke. one of my english-major friends wrote a paper on the genre, iircTheInedibleHulk said:
Tully said:
I'll try to fill you in. A TOOTHLESS termite, asking WHERE is the BAR TENDER. get it. It helps if the word is broken into two.
Just James said:
Agent?
That's a great one--I haven't heard too many anti-racist jokes.TheInedibleHulk said:
what's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
1 dead baby nailed to ten trees.
how do you get 100 dead babies into a bucket? a blender.
how do you get them back out? tortilla chips
1 dead baby nailed to ten trees.
how do you get 100 dead babies into a bucket? a blender.
how do you get them back out? tortilla chips
What do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs in your mailbox? Billsay 10 said:What do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs tied to a boat? Skip
What do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs at the bottom of a hole? Phil
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other's a fish.
One's a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other's a fish.
What do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs in your bathroom? John
What do you call a girl w/ no arms or legs in a river? Flow
What do you call a girl w/ no arms or legs in a river? Flow
what do you call a girl with only one leg?
eileen.
eileen.
how do you get your baby off the cloathes line??
hit it with a cricket bat.........
hit it with a cricket bat.........