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Rebecca Corry: Midget? Would you?

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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dwarfism is the technical term. and you're not a dwarf unless you're 4'10" or under. So she's just really short. She seems proportioned fairly normal as well.
One inch from midget is midget"y".

She has really, really short legs.
 

kazlx

Patches O'Houlihan
Aug 7, 2006
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Can't go wrong with dating a midget. Look at how big that beer bottle looks in her hands...talk about an ego boost....
 
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DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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4'11" is the perfect height for a woman in my opinion.
And she's got those odd little hands. I'd look HUGE in those.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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My first wife was 4'8", it had it's advantages considering I'm 6'4". But that chick insn't nearly as hot as my first wife.
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
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upon further review of the game tape, i'd say her biggest handicap might be that she is a female comedian, which is never as funny as being dwarfy... in fact, it is rarely funny at all.
 

DirtMcGirk

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Feb 21, 2008
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I wonder if I could get her to roll around in corn dog batter just to make the whole carnival feel hit home for me.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
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Moped. Fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends to catch you having that fun. I have never been with a really short women so I would just to lay claim to it.. So yes...
 

X3pilot

Texans fan - LOL
Aug 13, 2007
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too tall to stand up and get a bj. plus, no handlebar grip ears or flat head to sit your beer on.

Now, I would put her in a velcro suit and toss her onto a velcro wall.
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
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I've dated two chicks who were 4'9".

One had DDDs. In high school. She was kinda stumpy.

The other was perfectly proportioned, but just tiny.