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Rebecca Corry: Midget? Would you?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BurlyShirley, Jan 12, 2010.

  1. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Im so confused....







     

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  2. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    No...but only because she only has one pair of boots. I want a chick with at least 3 pairs of boots.
     
  3. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    she's 4'11"
     
  4. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    who??
     
  5. Nick

    Nick My name is Nick

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    that isn't midgety (midget-ish? esque?)
     
  6. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Rebecca Corry.
    Can't read?
    Google broke?
    Comedian.
     
  7. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    yes......
     
  8. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    dwarfism is the technical term. and you're not a dwarf unless you're 4'10" or under. So she's just really short. She seems proportioned fairly normal as well.
     
  9. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    One inch from midget is midget"y".

    She has really, really short legs.
     
  10. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    I know


    sit 'n spin?
     
  11. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    OK...that explains it. & I was at max tabs...no more room for teh google.
     
  12. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    i have no idea who she is. is she a porn star?
     
  13. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    She will be once Burley gets done with her.
     
  14. kazlx

    kazlx Patches O'Houlihan

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    Can't go wrong with dating a midget. Look at how big that beer bottle looks in her hands...talk about an ego boost....
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    she's not skinny, but at least she doesn't have limbs with the overstuffed sausage look
     
  16. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    She probably got hammered off that one Bud Light.
     
  17. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    4'11" is the perfect height for a woman in my opinion.
    And she's got those odd little hands. I'd look HUGE in those.
     
  18. kazlx

    kazlx Patches O'Houlihan

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    Either that or you feel slighted when she tells you you're big....because everything looks big to her....
     
  19. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    My first wife was 4'8", it had it's advantages considering I'm 6'4". But that chick insn't nearly as hot as my first wife.
     
  20. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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  21. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    upon further review of the game tape, i'd say her biggest handicap might be that she is a female comedian, which is never as funny as being dwarfy... in fact, it is rarely funny at all.
     
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    1) I'd hurt her. And not in the emotional sense.

    2) Midget? Where's the goddamn quarter or nickel for perspective?
     
  23. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    I wonder if I could get her to roll around in corn dog batter just to make the whole carnival feel hit home for me.
     
  24. loosecannon

    loosecannon Monkey

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    Cheap date....I'd do it!
     
  25. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    I thought you only wore cowboy boots, not to mention they are probably not your size.
     
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    Giggity
     
  27. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Moped. Fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends to catch you having that fun. I have never been with a really short women so I would just to lay claim to it.. So yes...
     
  28. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    The only advice i can give; hotness aside - never go clothes shopping with a short lady.
     
  29. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    too tall to stand up and get a bj. plus, no handlebar grip ears or flat head to sit your beer on.

    Now, I would put her in a velcro suit and toss her onto a velcro wall.
     
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    I would pee on her
     
  31. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    +1 and therefore, I would hit it.
     
  32. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    Cool...my wife if is only 2" shy of midgetyness.

     
  33. eaterofdog

    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    This is like asking a pack of dogs if they will eat a leftover pork chop.

    So... yes.
     
  34. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    I've dated two chicks who were 4'9".

    One had DDDs. In high school. She was kinda stumpy.

    The other was perfectly proportioned, but just tiny.
     
  35. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    She should do a movie with Tim Conway.
     
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    What's better than long legs wrapped around your neck?


















    Short legs trying.
     
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    she has "man hands" also her face is normal size, so no ego booster when she is blowing into the breathlizer
     
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    i'm with Loco on this one, she could at least own a pair of black boots too. plus they got those vienna sausage fingers which is pretty freaky.
     
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    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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  40. Leethal

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    Her whole upper body looks normal, like someone else said it looks like she just has super short legs.