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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BurlyShirley, Jan 12, 2010.
Im so confused....
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No...but only because she only has one pair of boots. I want a chick with at least 3 pairs of boots.
that isn't midgety (midget-ish? esque?)
dwarfism is the technical term. and you're not a dwarf unless you're 4'10" or under. So she's just really short. She seems proportioned fairly normal as well.
One inch from midget is midget"y".
She has really, really short legs.
sit 'n spin?
OK...that explains it. & I was at max tabs...no more room for teh google.
i have no idea who she is. is she a porn star?
She will be once Burley gets done with her.
Can't go wrong with dating a midget. Look at how big that beer bottle looks in her hands...talk about an ego boost....
she's not skinny, but at least she doesn't have limbs with the overstuffed sausage look
She probably got hammered off that one Bud Light.
4'11" is the perfect height for a woman in my opinion.
And she's got those odd little hands. I'd look HUGE in those.
Either that or you feel slighted when she tells you you're big....because everything looks big to her....
My first wife was 4'8", it had it's advantages considering I'm 6'4". But that chick insn't nearly as hot as my first wife.
upon further review of the game tape, i'd say her biggest handicap might be that she is a female comedian, which is never as funny as being dwarfy... in fact, it is rarely funny at all.
1) I'd hurt her. And not in the emotional sense.
2) Midget? Where's the goddamn quarter or nickel for perspective?
I wonder if I could get her to roll around in corn dog batter just to make the whole carnival feel hit home for me.
Cheap date....I'd do it!
I thought you only wore cowboy boots, not to mention they are probably not your size.
Moped. Fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends to catch you having that fun. I have never been with a really short women so I would just to lay claim to it.. So yes...
The only advice i can give; hotness aside - never go clothes shopping with a short lady.
too tall to stand up and get a bj. plus, no handlebar grip ears or flat head to sit your beer on.
Now, I would put her in a velcro suit and toss her onto a velcro wall.
I would pee on her
+1 and therefore, I would hit it.
Cool...my wife if is only 2" shy of midgetyness.
This is like asking a pack of dogs if they will eat a leftover pork chop.
I've dated two chicks who were 4'9".
One had DDDs. In high school. She was kinda stumpy.
The other was perfectly proportioned, but just tiny.
She should do a movie with Tim Conway.
What's better than long legs wrapped around your neck?
Short legs trying.
she has "man hands" also her face is normal size, so no ego booster when she is blowing into the breathlizer
i'm with Loco on this one, she could at least own a pair of black boots too. plus they got those vienna sausage fingers which is pretty freaky.
Her whole upper body looks normal, like someone else said it looks like she just has super short legs.