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Recommend me some gifts for my lady

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  1. pnj

    pnj Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings

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    Christmas sucks.

    Buying for me is easy. I have hobbies and love beer.

    She has no real hobbies and doesn't eat bacon.

    She's easy going, any gift makes her happy.

    What I'm looking for are small and maybe fun gifts. quirky coffee mugs, towels with funny sayings, a bowling ball with my name on it, etc. Useful items.

    I always get her the same dumb stuff and I'm looking for suggestions. Buying online is preferred.
     

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  2. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Handmade jewelry
     
  3. pnj

    pnj Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings

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    are you suggesting a pearl necklace?
     
  4. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    No, but that would be more cost effective.

    IIRC there are a few really good galleries in your area, such asFacere.
     
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    Westy the teste

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    Sounds like you could get her a hobby.
     
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    piihb. The gift that keeps on giving.
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    something for her.... mysterious lady parts?

     
  11. pnj

    pnj Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings

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    You people seriously suck at this game.

    so far I have insulated slippers, cow shaped slippers and a artsy looking coffee tumbler in my amazon wish list.
     
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    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    Maybe you could shower more?
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    New bewbies?
     
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    H8R Cranky Pants

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    ICEBALL585 Bacontard

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    Why are you with her again???
     
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    Buy her a nice pair of sneakers fill them with Hershey's kisses and pit a hand written note saying "I would run 100 miles for your kisses"

    Trust me she will love it
     
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  23. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    because she isn't fat.
     
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    ALEXIS_DH Tirelessly Awesome

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    sunglasses? watch? something under $100, with a short lifespan would be ideal.
    for most women, being hit or miss creatures, most things that are expensive, or last long arent worth it.

    dont go with expensive handbags or jewerly.
    a few years ago, i bought a really expensive handbag for my wife, then girlfriend.
    she has used it like 5 times over the last 3 years. she has like 20 of them. the leather is not even broken in yet.

    another time, i brought her some mikimoto pearl-on-white-gold earrings, straight from the mikimoto store in tokyo.
    she was like "meh" when she got them, telling me "my friend got some pearls for like $10 each in hawaii!!!"
     
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  25. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    get her a hand towel with the following monogram..."after sex cock and ball cleanup towel"...just so she knows which one to grab.
     
  26. ALEXIS_DH

    ALEXIS_DH Tirelessly Awesome

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    you are such a romantic.
    becquer and lord byron would blush
     
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    maybe a day in the spa?
     
  28. mattmatt86

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    Go to a nail salon/Spa and find out how much a Brazilian is, then buy her a gift certificate for that exact amount. She'll think "32 dollars is an odd amount for a gift certificate" until she goes in and reads the prices for everything.

    You'll thank me later.
     
  29. Da Peach

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    A ring that holds roofie powder.
     
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  31. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    properly steamed of course.....like at the barber shop for a shave.
     
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    Try customized cushions!
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Agghhh....I can't stand it anymore....

    You don't "recommend me" something. you recommend something TO me......

    whew...I'm ok now...
     
  34. Da Peach

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    I'm sure there are many people recommending something AT you right about now...
     
  35. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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  36. bizutch

    bizutch Delicate CUSTOM flower

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    Last two gifts I have hit home runs with (and I usually bunt every time), were as follows:

    This first one is ugly, cheap and she's worn non-stop for two years straight around the house:

    REI Booties: http://tinyurl.com/bvjwkjp

    Queen size electric blanket for our bed. Each side has it's own thermostat, so I have NEVER turned my side on and hers is on 365 days a year.
     
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