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Acadian

Born Again Newbie
Sep 5, 2001
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heck..you can't even buy any Red Bull apparel (like caps, t-shirts, etc..)

all those are for sponsored riders ONLY.

so no, it's not Red Bull painted lids are not available and won't been in the near future.
 

mcA896

Turbo Monkey
Aug 15, 2003
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then ill be like this to all of the wannabe bmx punks in my school who are wiggers and think the only kind of mtb is xc:
me:hey punks
punks:stupid mtbs arent for jumping
me:i bet i can jump better than you
punks:yea right
then ill throw down and they'll walk
that has actually happened before. exactly like that.
 

mcA896

Turbo Monkey
Aug 15, 2003
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Cape Cod, MA
dude while i was posting you guys posted liek 2 more times. that was supposed to be a comment about the pink helmet. i already made redbulltee's with an iron on kit.
 

chicodude

The Spooninator
Mar 28, 2004
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mcA896 said:
then ill be like this to all of the wannabe bmx punks in my school who are wiggers and think the only kind of mtb is xc:
me:hey punks
punks:stupid mtbs arent for jumping
me:i bet i can jump better than you
punks:yea right
then ill throw down and they'll walk
that has actually happened before. exactly like that.

oh....oh....oh you are such a BADASS. i want an poster with you in it showing up punks on a street corner. i just wet my self thinking about it. :rolleyes:


EDIT: what the hell does this have to do with Redbull helmets? :think:
 

golgiaparatus

Out of my element
Aug 30, 2002
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Deep in the Jungles of Oklahoma
mcA896 said:
then ill be like this to all of the wannabe bmx punks in my school who are wiggers and think the only kind of mtb is xc:
me:hey punks
punks:stupid mtbs arent for jumping
me:i bet i can jump better than you
punks:yea right
then ill throw down and they'll walk
that has actually happened before. exactly like that.
Way to show em :rolleyes: stupid punk wiggers :D

YOU DA MAN!!!!! ;)
 

mcA896

Turbo Monkey
Aug 15, 2003
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Cape Cod, MA
chicodude01 said:
oh....oh....oh you are such a BADASS. i want an poster with you in it showing up punks on a street corner. i just wet my self thinking about it. :rolleyes:


EDIT: what the hell does this have to do with Redbull helmets? :think:
yea thats me. it was ~1am here what do you expect? :o: :D
im not sure what it has to do with redbull helmets i was just entertaining myself.
 

golgiaparatus

Out of my element
Aug 30, 2002
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Deep in the Jungles of Oklahoma
chicodude01 said:
oh....oh....oh you are such a BADASS. i want an poster with you in it showing up punks on a street corner. i just wet my self thinking about it. :rolleyes: EDIT: what the hell does this have to do with Redbull helmets? :think:
DOOOD! Dont you know you cant be cool without a Redbull helmet!
How the fuhk is the kid suppose to show up punks without a helmet like the real badasses have?! :mumble: :rolleyes:

3 things in life that you must learn inorder to be cool at any age.
1) If you own a honda... you paint the logo red... BAM extra 60 horsepower and bragging rights + chicks dig it
2) Redbull helmet gives you 25% larger testicles + chicks dig it
3) Harley Davidson takes 15 years off your current age and adds 4 inches to your johnson + chicks dig it
 

HRDTLBRO

Turbo Monkey
Feb 4, 2004
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I bet Darren Berrecloth does that. With his pink bike and all.
Pink bighit: I can drop to flat higher than you.
Rootbeer vp-free: Yea right.
Pink bighit: (Drops to flat higher than the rootbeer vp-free)
Rootbeer vp-free: (Walks away)
Pink bigit: Yea, beyatch.
 

Straya

Monkey
Jul 11, 2008
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^you know they are super protective of their corporate image and logo and are likely to come after your ass don't you?
 

maddog17

Turbo Monkey
Jan 20, 2008
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isnt there a section already for you dirt jumper/bmx guys?

Gol, you forgot one.... if you put a turbo sticker on your pos hyundai/honda/toyota/nissan you get additional bad ass rep and no one challanges you for your pink slip and chicks flock to you like your covered in $1000 bills
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
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I have some redbull apparel. Hats and what not.
I'm in the process of making my own Red Bull apparel. I'm saving all the cans after I drink them, and am cutting them flat, spot welding them together into a sweet jumpsuit. The finishing touch of the douche suit will be the popped collar. The only problem I'm having right now is that I'm too jacked up on caffeine and can't hold the damn tin snips straight and now I'm down to 8 fingers.
 
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