[johnbryanpeters]

On a somehow related note, a woodchuck has taken up residence under our tool shed. It's proximal to the vegetable garden, so the chuck's not welcome. After coming home and changing this evening, I noticed all the cats sitting on the front porch watching the woodchuck, 100 feet or so away by the woodshed.

I drew the 659 and managed two shots. The cats scattered and I again demonstrated that I can't hit squat from 100 feet with an automatic pistol.

 

[partsbara]

KILL OR BE KILLED...

woodchuck eh... wtf is a woodchuck..

guns rulez

 

[partsbara]

ahh... a groundhog :redX:

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Woodchuck is also used interchangeably with the term redneck, so I guess that my whole story could be construed as somewhat ambiguous.

 

[Changleen]

So you shot at a Redneck? Rep coming your way....

 

[stevew]

No Camaro.

No cinderblocks.

I thought that was a redneck garden.

Although in some parts of PA it is a status symbol.

 

[brungeman]

JBP,

is there one small spot the whislepig goes in and out from under the shed? if so you need to head to a sporting goods place that sells traps, and get one of these. that way you wont ricochet and shoot your eye out...

 

[jdcamb]

I call them impromptu gardens. Great for napping in. Get cheapo a 22cal rifle and sight it for your treeline. Quit fooling around.

 

[richcreek]

if there is a burro where he is hiding and only one hole just go get some m-88 (legal version of an m-80 ) from a fireworks dealer and stick one in there and cover the hole, that should take care of it.

 

[Wumpus]

 

[in the trees]

Nice!

toby

 

[johnbryanpeters]

345

 

[BurlyShirley]

dude, drag your garden hose out there, and start pumping water in. That thing will come out soon enough. then UNLOAD! Seriously. It works.

 

[jdcamb]

UNLOAD!

Did you used execute captured rats/mice/small animals in a ritualistic way as a small child? Was it exciting in a strange way you can't describe?

 

[BurlyShirley]

Did you used execute captured rats/mice/small animals in a ritualistic way as a small child? Was it exciting in a strange way you can't describe?

Actually yes.

I used to make little crosses and crucify lizards in my yard because one time this guy told me that lizard people killed jesus. I tortured and killed any small thing that came my way for a really long time. I have no idea why. Seriously.

 

[kizzi77]

Actually yes.

I used to make little crosses and crucify lizards in my yard because one time this guy told me that lizard people killed jesus. I tortured and killed any small thing that came my way for a really long time. I have no idea why. Seriously.

They deserved to die!!!

 

[Westy]

Actually yes.

I used to make little crosses and crucify lizards in my yard because one time this guy told me that lizard people killed jesus. I tortured and killed any small thing that came my way for a really long time. I have no idea why. Seriously.

A common trait to most serial killers is a history of torturing animals as children.

For fun and games tell the lizard story then the above fact to people when stuck with each other like coworkers on business trips.

 

[kizzi77]

he also ran over a bunch of puppies...but denies it. I have a good witness!

 

[jdcamb]

he also ran over a bunch of puppies...but denies it. I have a good witness!

I have notified the authorities in your area. They said they already know all about you and to mind my own business. They also told me to never call again. Weird??

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Damn - missed again.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

One down...

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Nothing since June, then arrive home Sunday, H spots another chuck emerging from under the shed. I freeze, carrying two armloads of stuff, and slowly slither down to the ground without the chuck getting too concerned.

Draw and aim, one shot, ploughs a furrow about an inch under the beast, probably sprays him with gravel pretty well...

No sightings since, no gnawed veggies...

 

[BurlyShirley]

This isnt quite the result I was hoping for

 

[jdcamb]

Nothing since June, then arrive home Sunday, H spots another chuck emerging from under the shed. I freeze, carrying two armloads of stuff, and slowly slither down to the ground without the chuck getting too concerned.

Draw and aim, one shot, ploughs a furrow about an inch under the beast, probably sprays him with gravel pretty well...

No sightings since, no gnawed veggies...

I think they know now that Johnny means business.

 

[w00dy]

Woodchuck is also used interchangeably with the term redneck, so I guess that my whole story could be construed as somewhat ambiguous.

My Dad's name is Chuck Wood.
He did grow up in Virginia.....

 

[I Are Baboon]

No pics of JBP firing his pistol?

 

[cyclopath]

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

couldn't resist.

 

[Cooter Brown]

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

couldn't resist.

about as much milk as a milk cow milks if a milk cow could milk milk