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  1. pinkshirtphotos

    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    I just had my prom on Friday. Most people line up on stairs, or in a fancy garden.... we used an army truck.














     

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  2. iandude94

    iandude94 Monkey

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    only in new jersey
     
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    fortenndu Turbo Monkey

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    Nice date...
     
  4. pinkshirtphotos

    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    no need for them... why have a date when I can dance with all the girls w/o dates?
     
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    jerseydirt Turbo Monkey

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    Would the goat not walk up the ramp?
     
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    Wow, nobody went alone to either of the proms I went to, so you would not have had a good time.

    I went on mind altering substances wearing Chuck Taylors. It was an interesting 14 hours.
     
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    RUFUS e-douche of the year

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    Who's the piglet on the left?
     
  10. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    id have to agree. i think if i didnt have a date, i wouldnt go and embarrass myself
     
  11. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    I think PSP gave up dignity for lent or something.
     
  12. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Pictures are worth a thousand words. I don't think I have enough insulting rude words in my vocabulary, so I'll just move along.
     
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    Westy the teste

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    I thoght your GF was preggo. Did she have her litter?/
     
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    jerseydirt Turbo Monkey

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    She belongs in a litter box.
     
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    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to AngryMetalsmith again.


    Somebody help me out here.
     
  17. Brian HCM#1

    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    w00dy In heaven there is no beer

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    Ah, to be siblings and in love....
     
  19. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    he does have a tuxedo shirt on....that does mean he's here to party
     
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    Rip Mr. Excitement

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    Probably doesn't know how to tie a neck tie.
     
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    and she is wearing a camo dress......
     
  22. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    It's nice to see that in NJ they mainstream the special kids into the regular high school.
     
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    stevew unique white person

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    did he use the gun on himself?
     
  24. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    your girlfriend was busy....

     
  25. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    I'm just amused that none of them see the shotgun wedding in at least one of their futures... Oh the irony.
     
  26. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    they arent looking that far ahead....they are hopefully thinking about a shotgun blast to the face
     
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    I'm seeing carpet burns on the knees.......
     
  28. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    evidently the goat likes to play rough...
     
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    ZIIIING!!! :biggrin:
     
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    Why would you do this to yourself?

    Who got to bag your sister after the dance, you or dad?
     
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    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Holy crap, her legs are as bigger around than mine.




    Steve just made me throw up a bit
     
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    1453 Monkey

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    she's at least 8 years old...

    I would hope...
     
  33. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    also note the cankles.


    ...actually her legs are the same diameter as those boots.
    wow:huh:
     
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    KavuRider Turbo Monkey

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    This thread is the 3rd time today that I've been at a loss for words.
    Just...wow.
     
  35. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    going to the prom by yourself is like saying "hi, ive never been laid and dont have any intention to get laid.....but its my decision"

    hell my gay friends went to prom with someone
     
  36. jimmydean

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    Must spread rep...
     
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    KavuRider Turbo Monkey

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    When you love goats, you're neither here nor there I guess...
     
  38. Bushwhacker

    Bushwhacker Turbo Monkey

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    Looks like y'all had fun...that's what counts. You're out having fun with chicks, guns and a deuce and 1/2...all our RM naysayers are having fun with a mouse and internet connection.:wave::rolleyes:
     
  39. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    You obviously missed the part where he was without a chick. A crucial ingredient for a good time at prom when I was a kid.
     
  40. Bushwhacker

    Bushwhacker Turbo Monkey

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    I see chicks in the picture...whether or not he was with one doesn't matter, he was still hanging out with them. I also still see guns and big ass trucks....that is called having fun with your life. Unless, of course, your fun needs "crucial" ingredients and if you miss just one ingredient you won't have any fun...yeah, right..live it that way, way safer and no one will laugh at you.