[DirtyMike]

Hey do not be a dick, I am winning that ****

 

[WMAC]

Holy ****..... Who let high school in here???

Mr. Dirty, have you looked at your 20 most recent posts? I have.

 

[deke505]

for burnt orange

 

[DirtyMike]

Mr. Dirty, have you looked at your 20 most recent posts? I have.

Jesus... did you just call me Mister????? WTF i am not that old


And yes I realize my last twenty posts are generally about boobs, redheads, or redheads boobs..... they do not call me Dirty mike for nothing

 

[Pesqueeb]

Mr. Dirty, have you looked at your 20 most recent posts? I have.

 

[Bill in Houston]

You want to see a short video? I just got me a Contour Roam so I test rode it today.

On packed snow like that, how much traction do you have? It seems like it would still be slippery, like mud.

How we all doing this fine Sunday??

I can post here! W00t! Plus I got my wife out for a bike ride on her new bike. And it's beautiful and sunny here!

 

[eric strt6]

We are as full of the sophomoric as any other site; we're just more pretentious. BTW, this old fart's 67...

and hot on his heal to geritol land is me at 56

 

[Bill in Houston]

and hot on his heal to geritol land is me at 56

As long as you don't promote a prune-based electrolyte drink, you ain't too old.

 

[Wumpus]

Just stop please. Just to give you new folk some context here:
1. The average age of monkeys here is mid-30's, so please act at least that age.
2. Most Monkies, with a few exceptions, have been here since at least 2005. Respect your elders.
3. If someone tells you to NSFW an image, do it. If you have any questions do it.
4. Most of us work in environments where NSFW can get us fired or severely reprimanded. You will notice that the layout and coloring is somewhat similar to an Excel sheet - there is a reason for this.
5. We are all on a first name basis with the mods, and most of us act as deputies. Stay in line, or expect the ban stick. Our mods can block an IP address and have done it to longterm members. Keep your isht in check.
6. We aren't mtbr, and all reside here for a reason. Please respect our society.

Welcome to RM.

7. If you post about bikes in the lounge, you will be ridiculed.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

This topic is as close to hearing voices in my head as I have ever gotten.

 

[StiHacka]

7. If you post about bikes in the lounge, you will be ridiculed.

Any secret handshakes?

 

[Sodak]

Yes, actually..... He is

He ride a 29er???

 

[deke505]

7. If you post about bikes in the lounge, you will be ridiculed.

so this would get me ridiculed

NSFW

 

[Wumpus]

so this would get me ridiculed

NSFW

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NSFW

Yes, your inability to use NSFW will get you ridiculed.

 

[marpilli]

Thanks for the welcome! We're actually more intelligent than we appear (honestly).

I bought an Optrix HD case for my iPhone and was going to do a write up (un-boxing and review) on that other MTB site. Figured I might do it here instead.

If I were to do a write up, in what forum would you recommend it be posted?

 

[I Are Baboon]

Mr. Dirty, have you looked at your 20 most recent posts? I have.

I for one welcome the new ridemonkey overlords. Someone's going to have to take care of us when we are retired to our RM nursing homes, of which today we are yet another day closer to.

 

[Bill in Houston]

Thanks for the welcome! We're actually more intelligent than we appear.

Practically by default.

 

[deke505]

NSFW

Yes, your inability to use NSFW will get you ridiculed.

NSFW

it actually works with out the nsfw but apperantly we need them

 

[johnbryanpeters]

...it actually works with out the nsfw but apperantly we need them.

Ohyeah, you will get pilloried for spelling and grammar mistakes. Assume the position.

 

[Bill in Houston]

"Pilloried"? Can I borrow your time machine?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

"Pilloried"? Can I borrow your time machine?

Oh, just wait. I also occasionally post poetry, which usually turns out to be a crap magnet.

e.g.

Tell stories
explain the universe
test the stories
do they reach the ending?

Try again

Sometimes
a lot of times, really
get lost in stories
mistake acclamation as evidence
get too proud of ourselves

Transformed to priests
and as full of ****
how wounded when challenged
refuse to open eyes

Need to die
so new eyes can open

 

[Bill in Houston]

Ah, you're a Vogon. Awesome.

 

[Quo Fan]

Great, the noobs just poked the bear with a stick.

 

[StiHacka]

Great, the noobs just poked the bear with a stick.

We are hoping that your bears to not get butt hurt way too easily.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Oh, we just grin and bear it.

 

[DirtyMike]

Ah, you're a Vogon. Awesome.

Well done on the nerd reference

 

[WMAC]

Great, the noobs just poked the bear with a stick.

Bears? Meh.

 

[deke505]

Great, the noobs just poked the bear with a stick.

Our favorite past time.



P.S it is kinda nice here

 

[Sodak]

I for one welcome the new ridemonkey overlords. Someone's going to have to take care of us when we are retired to our RM nursing homes, of which today we are yet another day closer to.

Your style.... I like it....

 

[Sodak]

Careful now....

 

[Shibiwan]

Careful now....



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What bear? Lemme go get my poking stick....



-S

 

[stoney]

Pick one.

Oh and with rep, you need to choose + or -. Otherwise, you are essentially sending a pm.

 

[Sodak]

^this one....

 

[Bill in Houston]

Pick one.

Oh and with rep, you need to choose + or -. Otherwise, you are essentially sending a pm.

What?! Sigh. I been shootin' blanks!

Well done on the nerd reference

Thanks for noticing!

 

[Sodak]

Oh its not the pics..... in fact can you lean more towards the gingers and redheads please?..... Its the banter of hischool that is a little nutts

Trust me, I have been on the warning list MANY MANY times...

Redheads you say???

 

[deke505]

NSFW

wait let us see

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I don't go on RM for a couple days and this happens. WTF.

 

[Sodak]

^^ See... I figured there was no "snatch" or "nips", (as stated by the elder) so it would be okay to not use the NSFW tag... am I correct ohh elder Monkeys? Do I need to provide another peace offering for my wrong doings?

 

[Sodak]

We may be outsiders, transients, that weird friend your other friend brought over and never left, different or even strange.. BUT, there is a common bond somewhere, and I think I found it..

RideMonkey meet MTBR........... MTBR meet RideMonkey..........

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/f50/pot-46054/index170/

http://forums.mtbr.com/off-camber-off-topic/weed-775316.html


I knew you guys were alright from first sight...

 

[WMAC]

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