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Wumpus

makes avatars better
Dec 25, 2003
8,161
153
Six Shooter Junction
Just stop please. Just to give you new folk some context here:
1. The average age of monkeys here is mid-30's, so please act at least that age.
2. Most Monkies, with a few exceptions, have been here since at least 2005. Respect your elders.
3. If someone tells you to NSFW an image, do it. If you have any questions do it.
4. Most of us work in environments where NSFW can get us fired or severely reprimanded. You will notice that the layout and coloring is somewhat similar to an Excel sheet - there is a reason for this.
5. We are all on a first name basis with the mods, and most of us act as deputies. Stay in line, or expect the ban stick. Our mods can block an IP address and have done it to longterm members. Keep your isht in check.
6. We aren't mtbr, and all reside here for a reason. Please respect our society.

Welcome to RM.
7. If you post about bikes in the lounge, you will be ridiculed.
 

marpilli

Chimp
Jul 29, 2011
93
3
Dallas, TX
Thanks for the welcome! We're actually more intelligent than we appear (honestly). :)

I bought an Optrix HD case for my iPhone and was going to do a write up (un-boxing and review) on that other MTB site. Figured I might do it here instead.

If I were to do a write up, in what forum would you recommend it be posted?
 
"Pilloried"? Can I borrow your time machine?
Oh, just wait. I also occasionally post poetry, which usually turns out to be a crap magnet.

e.g.

Tell stories
explain the universe
test the stories
do they reach the ending?

Try again

Sometimes
a lot of times, really
get lost in stories
mistake acclamation as evidence
get too proud of ourselves

Transformed to priests
and as full of ****
how wounded when challenged
refuse to open eyes

Need to die
so new eyes can open
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
Pick one.

Oh and with rep, you need to choose + or -. Otherwise, you are essentially sending a pm.
 

Sodak

Chimp
Jan 4, 2013
54
0
MTBR
Oh its not the pics..... in fact can you lean more towards the gingers and redheads please?..... Its the banter of hischool that is a little nutts

Trust me, I have been on the warning list MANY MANY times...

Redheads you say??? redheads-sexy-redhead-demotivational-poster-1282435291.jpg
 

Sodak

Chimp
Jan 4, 2013
54
0
MTBR
^^ See... I figured there was no "snatch" or "nips", (as stated by the elder) so it would be okay to not use the NSFW tag... am I correct ohh elder Monkeys? Do I need to provide another peace offering for my wrong doings?
 
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WMAC

Chimp
Sep 23, 2012
65
2
Franklin, TN
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