[Full Trucker]

where's the regerts thread?

I have regerts

I think I found a ragret under the sink this morning too...

I'm a ragert man, myself.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Why Flag? It's barely two hours north of Phoenix, and like 10 hours from Denver. I'd think staying somewhere closer to "halfway" (not that there's a lot of anything in that regard) would make more sense. But no?

Winslow, AZ or perhaps Gallup, NM.

 

[gonefirefightin]

The cat dragged itself inside this AM. It appears to have been in some sort of fight. I'll be making a trip to the vet here shortly.

Now I am supposed to set traps and catch the vile beast who did this to my poor kitteh.

I am impartial to this whole experience. I'm allergic to the little fur ball and wish it would just stay outside. She is nice enough though.

@gonefirefightin is that the house I visited you in?

That is indeed the one.

 

[boostindoubles]

That is indeed the one.

Sucks that it needs a bunch of love before you can move it along. That place should sell quickly and good money considering the location!

 

[gonefirefightin]

Sucks that it needs a bunch of love before you can move it along. That place should sell quickly and good money considering the location!

oh it will sell for a nice number and very quickly

 

[6thElement]

Ugh, Surgery Day is next Tuesday.
So much shit to do while I have two working arms. (In anticipation, I bought a water-pik and an electric toothbrush)

Which of those is for wiping your invalid ass?

 

[jonKranked]

Which of those is for wiping your invalid ass?

hopefully he installs a bidet.

@Toshi to the uh, courtesy phone?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Which of those is for wiping your invalid ass?

Better get a Toto Washlet installed before "the day."

ETA: Sniped by Kranky.

 

[rideit]

My ass is still incredibly valid, thank you very much.

 

[mandown]

we struggle with getting our kids to floss too, we had to resort to using floss picks.

Same. Because my left hand makes it annoying to use traditional floss. I found the waterpik a better option, but I'm lazy about using/cleaning it, particularly since mine stated malfunctioning. On the plus side, I've found not flossing but telling my dentist I floss has resulted in nearly identical visits and they make fewer comments about my needing to floss since i started flossing less and lying more.

 

[Toshi]

Same. Because my left hand makes it annoying to use traditional floss. I found the waterpik a better option, but I'm lazy about using/cleaning it, particularly since mine stated malfunctioning. On the plus side, I've found not flossing but telling my dentist I floss has resulted in nearly identical visits and they make fewer comments about my needing to floss since i started flossing less and lying more.

wait, are you still talking about ass wiping here

 

[Toshi]

She snacks non-stop - largely on fruit, goldfish, etc. That's the issue. We also need to do a better job with flossing. She's going to start sharing the Sonicare base with Haley.

I can't make myself floss. it's physically hard in the molars!

but floss picks. I will use those, yes. get some for the kids eh

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[SkaredShtles]

Those things are the work of the devil.

 

[Toshi]

Those things are the work of the devil.

wat

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Winslow, AZ or perhaps Gallup, NM.

Fuck Gallup.

 

[SkaredShtles]

wat

Just look around - they're discarded EVERYWHERE. Almost as bad as cigarette butts.

 

[Toshi]

Just look around - they're discarded EVERYWHERE. Almost as bad as cigarette butts.

can't say I've noticed that before. but people are slobs

 

[jstuhlman]

where's the regerts thread?

I have regerts

I think I found a ragret under the sink this morning too...

this guy?

 

[boostindoubles]

oh it will sell for a nice number and very quickly

1.4??

 

[eaterofdog]

Scratch the first message, bitcoin popped back.

 

[mandown]

wait, are you still talking about ass wiping here

Yes. The waterpik bunghole edition isn’t for the weak. It even has a hemorrhoid cauterizing attachment.

 

[Toshi]

Yes. The waterpik bunghole edition isn’t for the weak. It even has a hemorrhoid cauterizing attachment.

I hope you at least rinse off the tip between using it to clean your gums

 

[SkaredShtles]

Scratch the first message, bitcoin popped back.

 

[Adventurous]

I hope you at least rinse off the tip between using it to clean your gums

Isn't that why you put it in your mouth after? To get it clean? A little A2M never hurt anyone.

 

[gonefirefightin]

1.4??

Worse case

 

[Westy]

I got a notice from a hospital that they had a data breach and my information was compromized. I have never been to said hospital, so I can only assume they got my data by stealing it from someone else.

 

[mandown]

Isn't that why you put it in your mouth after? To get it clean? A little A2M never hurt anyone.

Andrea Chechik is their spokesperson.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Andrea Chechik

I assume I shouldn't Google this person at work.

 

[Full Trucker]

I've found not flossing but telling my dentist I floss has resulted in nearly identical visits and they make fewer comments about my needing to floss since i started flossing less and lying more.

This is the way.

 

[mandown]

I assume I shouldn't Google this person at work.

might want to be careful at the house, too.

 

[eaterofdog]

Ok finally rode the floatwheel. Two thoughts: This is badass and I am OLD.

 

[Westy]

My apologies to anyone who actually listens to this.

 

[eaterofdog]

My apologies to anyone who actually listens to this.

That is really really cool for someone with fetal alcohol syndrome.

 

[jonKranked]

My apologies to anyone who actually listens to this.

This is what happens when you're not allowed to beat children

 

[kidwoo]

this guy?

thats him!

 

[Westy]

That is really really cool for someone with fetal alcohol syndrome.

It reminds me of when 1980s sitcoms attempted to leverage the popularity of hip hop and had old white men write rap songs performed by home schooled white kids. But sadly I think this is just the current state of the music industry.

 

[HardtailHack]

That is really really cool for someone with fetal alcohol syndrome.

It's "fecal"-

 

[HardtailHack]

Hannah managed to acquire 4 cavities, despite good brushing in 6mos... Fucking fucks.

Do you drink filtered water at home?

 

[Muddy]

Back at home after Gym / AM repeat hill-repeats from yesterday and, wore my bib short under jogging pants all day at work. Eating a whole loaf of Irish Soda Bread during a Netflix binge the night before - it really has earned a place.

 

[Westy]

wore my bib short under jogging pants all day at work

Reading this made my balls itch