[MikeD]

So, my wife used to be Catholic.

She has Celiac's disease, and can't eat wheat.

So she's "allergic" (technically 'intolerant,' not allergic, which is rhetorically entertaining) to the host.

But if the host actually becomes the body of Jesus, we have a problem.

-Either she's co-incidentally allergic to Jesus as well as wheat,

or

-It's wheat, and not Jesus after all. Thoughts?

I guess you could worm out of this by saying the host is wheat for a short time before it becomes Jesus, but then again, she doesn't really react to wheat unless it's introduced to her digestive system.

And another question...do you poop the indigestible bits of Jesus out later? Or is he wholly soluble?

Sorry for this thread, but we just had a conversation where she expressed a desire to go to a Mass while we're in Poland, just to see it for cultural reasons, and this came up. And I must, of course, refer it to you all.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

42...

 

[SK6]

I believe the phrase is "do this in remembrance of me."

I have 12 years of a Catholic education. I am NOT Catholic..... Great education, crappy theology....Its like calling a priest "Father".

Mathew 23:9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

I have a huge problem with many of the Catholic churches doctrine...Just my own opinion.

 

[LordOpie]

So many jokes came into my skull at once, it exploded.

Opie will return as soon as the mess is cleaned up.

 

[SK6]

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

 

[reflux]

"do this in remembrance of me."

SK6 is teh wise. Until Jesus appears during (from) the eucharist, talk about bits and pieces of Jesus mixed with sh@t inside out bodies is irrelevant.

 

[Red Rabbit]

42...

Yes that must be the answer to both the meaning of everything & your wifes inability to eat Christ.

 

[SPINTECK]

Stick to the wine.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Yes that must be the answer to both the meaning of everything & your wifes inability to eat Christ.

Hey Marvin...read a book for chrissakes....











wok wok wok.... :biggrin:

 

[MikeD]

SK6 is teh wise. Until Jesus appears during (from) the eucharist, talk about bits and pieces of Jesus mixed with sh@t inside out bodies is irrelevant.

Well, it was really all a joke, but I don't think Herr Ratzinger would agree with that.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transubstantiation

 

[jimmydean]

Christ Chex, awesome.

 

[MikeD]

I knew something good would come of this thread.

 

[LordOpie]

... Herr Ratzinger ...

wow!

 

[Silver]

Jesus has got to be old by now. Goddamn, that must taste like that rotten shark they eat in Iceland...

Another question: How many times can you take communion before you end up with Jesus's cock in your mouth? Because that would make you gay, and we all know how that group of pederasts in dresses feel about that...

 

[SK6]

Well, figure 2000 years and ALL of the communions? Jesus mus have been like a 1000 ft tall (10,000 pinkbike ft)

 

[reflux]

Well, it was really all a joke, but I don't think Herr Ratzinger would agree with that.

Can I still count on us to discuss this issue when Christ reappears from a half eaten cracker?

 

[Dartman]

Can I still count on us to discuss this issue when Christ reappears from a half eaten cracker?

I thought that was a piece of french toast...or...was that his mom?

 

[LordOpie]

I thought that was a piece of french toast...or...was that his mom?

that was just a yeast infection.

 

[fluff]

****ing cannibal god-botherers.

 

[MMike]

Not a big fan of the drumsticks...I only like white meat.