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Reminder: World to end this Saturday
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Just back from returning library books and paying up fines. Up next: finding someone to take care of my goldfish.
Tattoing violates kosher law, it's as much a sin as eating a cheese burger. I can even be buried in a Jewish cemeteryyea but your "chosen" status was declared null and void when you got that sh*tty backroom tattoo
Not at all actually, even if I were that literal in my beliefs, the Torah says that it's our job to bring the Messiah by making the world perfectLoren is a messianic jew? whodathunk
Nope, I believe that it's a story with allot of good lessons on how to treat people.
now you're mixing up judaism and hinduism.
Harry Potter?
You've seen the high esteem women are held in by Orthodox Jews?
The problem is the word "rapture" isn't in the Bible.....just a tip for ya when dealing with these crazies if you ever run into one.......
what??? That was out of nowhere, I'm actually pretty strait forward and decent towards chicks.
ummm, no I'm really not.
Yeah that whole loving your neighbor bit Jesus talked about........
neither is trinity
I was going to say for it's time the Torah was pretty revolutionary in how it dealt with women, Numbers 21 IIRC.......the whole how you deal with women from a nation you just took over. It sounds barbaric today, but in 1000 BC it was the pinical of womens rights.....ie something other than killing the b!tches...
Nor missionary.......but I digress.......
I'm 21, in the 18-22 range, chicks don't care. If I called the girl a broad the next morning I would probably get slapped
Yea, broads love being called chicks.
That isn't in my book, either.
I've been doing it wrong!!!
if she can put her ankles behind her neck....is it the same thing?
I doubt that's in the bible, but it's ok in my book.
Not if she screams while kicking the wall or headboard behind her.
i wonder if it was anything like watching rome/the borgias?
well he does like going to San Francisco
reminds me of the heavens gate cult
they just did it: Nike
they just did it: Nike
Oh man, that would be so depressing if that happened...
We'd miss the look on their faces when 6:01pm EST came and went and they were still here, possibly with pizza showing up at their door.
Saturday? I am supposed to ride Sycamore Canyon Sunday. Crap...why does this always happen to me?
Several mentioned in news reports that they'll be panic stricken if there are here on the 22nd....as they didn't make the "cut"........I would imagine some of that panic will be they will be pennyless on the 22nd as well.......
It will sure be interesting on the 22nd to see how they "spin" things not happening.......
you gonna ride Guadalasca ? awesome singletrack
At least god respects our time zones and wants to be punctual.
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18/tick-tock-goes-the-doomsday-clock/?hpt=C2
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18/tick-tock-goes-the-doomsday-clock/?hpt=C2
Dammit....I'm shooting a wedding on Saturday. I guess I should just take advantage of the open bar and not even bother filming the first dance 
New Zealand - It's Better than Old ZealandAt least god respects our time zones and wants to be punctual.
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18/tick-tock-goes-the-doomsday-clock/?hpt=C2
Unleash a raging torrent of alcolol-infused puke onto the newlyweds during the first dance. You won't need references anymore.Dammit....I'm shooting a wedding on Saturday. I guess I should just take advantage of the open bar and not even bother filming the first dance
I Like how you think.
After the Rapture petcare options...
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source: off my friends funny local blog - http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/what-will-happen-to-our-cats-and-dogs-after-the-rapture/5197/
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source: off my friends funny local blog - http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/what-will-happen-to-our-cats-and-dogs-after-the-rapture/5197/