[firetoole]

Worst movie ever

and my wife bought the soundtrack and has implanted every song into my head.
I was at work today and started singing in my head "five thousand da da da da six hundred bla bla"

You count years in days and there are 365!!!!!!!!

 

[skinny mike]

everyone has aids!

 

[kinghami3]

Womenfolk seem to be attracted to Rent. I've successfully avoided seeing it once by falling asleep, but that was sheer dumb luck.

 

[COmtbiker12]

One of the advantages of not having a girlfriend, is that I don't ever have to go see that.

 

[Cooter Brown]

yeah, y'all are lucky, I got dragged in kicking and screaming to the mother f#cker

terrible, just f#cking terrible

 

[H8R]

the only way I would go into a theatre playing that movie is drugged unconscious or dead.

 

[I Are Baboon]

yeah, y'all are lucky, I got dragged in kicking and screaming to the mother f#cker

terrible, just f#cking terrible

It could be worse....you could have been dragged to the broadway show. It's twice and long and costs 10 times as much as the movie.

 

[OGRipper]

"Would you light my candle?"

 

[H8R]

It could be worse....you could have been dragged to the broadway show. It's twice and long and costs 10 times as much as the movie.

WTF is wrong with you guys??!!???

Tell your woman to GO WITH HER FRIENDS.

:mumble:

 

[I Are Baboon]

WTF is wrong with you guys??!!???

Tell your woman to GO WITH HER FRIENDS.

:mumble:

They were MY friends.

*I hang my head in shame*

That's what I get for having friends who were THEATER majors.

 

[H8R]

They used to be my friends.

I fixed your post.

 

[bluebug32]

I'm a girl and I don't want to see that crap. My gay friend used to sing that themesong all the time when the musical first came out. "Five billion, 65 trillion, two thousand seconds"....oh, I was never good at math

 

[Ciaran]

Nope! Not gonna see it! I already told the wife that she has to take a friend or go alone. She dragged me to see that gawd awful movie "Chicago" and I fell asleep in the theatre. She said I didn't have to go see chick flicks with her anymore because my snoring embarrassed her.

 

[firetoole]

"Would you light my candle?"

you bastard now that's in my head

 

[MudGrrl]

Upon further inspection,
I noticed that I am a chick


and


I don't wanna go see that dmn thing

 

[lovebunny]

I was at work today and started singing in my head "five thousand da da da da six hundred bla bla"
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i just had the funniest image in my head of you giving someone cpr or fighting a fire and singing that song

 

[stevew]

the only way I would go into a theatre playing that movie is drugged unconscious or dead.

For me, a movie theatre with a balcony and a sniper rifle. If I had that I'd go willingly.

 

[MMike]

Yeah...I saw the real show in Seattle a few years back....it was sooooooooo bad... I couldn't believe they made a movie. I've never heard ANYONE say they liked it in any form.

 

[Mackie]

Worst movie ever

F'in' play ruined my life.
Life Cafe is so damn trendy now!

 

[Barbaton]

Hmm. I kind of want to see it.

And the GF, the theater person, absolutely does not.

Something's wrong here

 

[narlus]

not sure, but you might be gay. NTTAWWT

 

[SkaredShtles]

This is kind of akin to fishing a pair of clippers out of a turd-infested toilet for your wife............

 

[golgiaparatus]

Nope! Not gonna see it! I already told the wife that she has to take a friend or go alone. She dragged me to see that gawd awful movie "Chicago" and I fell asleep in the theatre. She said I didn't have to go see chick flicks with her anymore because my snoring embarrassed her.

I was tricked into that one. Was told it was a drama about chicago... no one said there was frigging singing and gheyness.

 

[BigMike]

Thanks for reminding me, my rent is due today. I hope I have enough in my bank account to pay for it.....

 

[SkaredShtles]

I was tricked into that one. Was told it was a drama about chicago... no one said there was frigging singing and gheyness.

This excuse smells lame........... you gotta do your homework, man.

 

[golgiaparatus]

This is kind of akin to fishing a pair of clippers out of a turd-infested toilet for your wife............

10 seconds of turd fishing and a good handwash does not compare to a 2 hour musical.

 

[SkaredShtles]

10 seconds of turd fishing and a good handwash does not compare to a 2 hour musical.

Well - at least you can always sleep through the musical............ :dancing:

 

[BikeGeek]

further inspection

Care to elaborate?

I can't stand muscials. Any of them. Maybe if everyone sang everything instead of talking in real life they would make more sense.

 

[Ciaran]

The only musical I liked was the Buffy The Vampire Slayer episode that was a musical. And the South Park movie. But that's about it.

 

[ito]

All I know is that the hot neighbor girl wants to see it with me. So ya, i'll probably spend 10 bucks or whatever to go see it, but I'll get some ass at least. So I'll probably end up liking it.

From what you guys say, it sounds like it is high on the college "git sum after you watch it" scale.

The Ito

 

[narlus]

were there any Cop Rock fans here?

gotta be the dumbest idea ever for a TV show, and that's saying something.

 

[N8 v2.0]

MizN8 saw it this week at the matinee while I was at work.

She said it was pretty good.

 

[Slugman]

It could be worse....you could have been dragged to the broadway show. It's twice and long and costs 10 times as much as the movie.

^^^That was me...

 

[firetoole]

N8 saw it this week at the matinee it was pretty good.

I fixed your post

 

[chicodude]

I got dragged to it and left 30 minutes later.

 

[JRogers]

I was forced to see it in NYC a while back with the girlfriend. That was the most expensive nap I've ever taken.

 

[MMike]

MizN8 saw it this week at the matinee while I was at work.

She said it was pretty good.

Yes but it's a known fact that you and your wife have disturbingly bad taste.