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Hello Kitty

Monkey
Nov 25, 2004
432
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Houston
Perhaps I’ll move up the actual “cycling” area of this forum and spread my vast knowledge of everything cycling related and domestic cats to enhance my rep level to where it is on mtbr.com that will show y'all.
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
42,358
19,885
Riding past the morgue.
Perhaps I’ll move up the actual “cycling” area of this forum and spread my vast knowledge of everything cycling related and domestic cats to enhance my rep level to where it is on mtbr.com that will show y'all.
So you know what rep level is then? Please go back to mtbr where you can properly be "appreciated".
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,395
22,475
Sleazattle
I cannot wait to be educated. The excitement level may make me lose control of my bowels, explosive lack of control.

I'll post pictures.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,023
7,928
Colorado
no no no let him follow his plan. it'll be great to see the verbal throwdown with all the industry people on the boards :rofl:
This will be comedy gold. It will be like that dude arguing about orange paint on WC courses with General Lee. That was comedy gold.
 

Hello Kitty

Monkey
Nov 25, 2004
432
0
Houston
Actually I was gonna start in the Down Hill forum section about suspension set ups for Texas downhills.
Tip A. unlock SID fork lockout
Tip B. turn off propedal lever on fox rp23
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
43,511
15,720
Portland, OR
Better yet it's been 15 years since I last owned a Corvette and the 07' Z06's are going for about $40-44K can you imagine the obnoxious factor 10X i'd be in this bad mofo!?

I test drove this 3 weeks ago.



Yellow is more my style. It was only $50k.

<edit> I'm holding out for a Jake edition.
 

TheMontashu

Pourly Tatteued Jeu
Mar 15, 2004
5,549
0
I'm homeless
Perhaps I’ll move up the actual “cycling” area of this forum and spread my vast knowledge of everything cycling related and domestic cats to enhance my rep level to where it is on mtbr.com that will show y'all.
Lol, I bet I can out wrench you on bikes and trucks.

We've already established DW is the end all for knowledge thank you. He's actually smart
 

TheMontashu

Pourly Tatteued Jeu
Mar 15, 2004
5,549
0
I'm homeless
Better yet it's been 15 years since I last owned a Corvette and the 07' Z06's are going for about $40-44K can you imagine the obnoxious factor 10X i'd be in this bad mofo!?

Not big enough penis extension, remember 10,000$ into a cummins truck and that z06 looks about as fast as a geo metro
 

Hello Kitty

Monkey
Nov 25, 2004
432
0
Houston
Lol, I bet I can out wrench you on bikes and trucks.
Perhaps It&#8217;s been over a decade since I built my last wheel and probably that long since I serviced a fork, however the great thing about being older and wiser is that I don&#8217;t have to work on my own bikes I can afford to take em&#8217; on down to the local bike shop and let them bleed the brakes let them rebuild a chris king freehub. Sure I can do it if I choose to by why when it&#8217;s so much easier to roll on down to the shop and let them get dirty my time is too valuable to be jacking with eight bikes all the time.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
43,511
15,720
Portland, OR
Perhaps It&#8217;s been over a decade since I built my last wheel and probably that long since I serviced a fork, however the great thing about being older and wiser is that I don&#8217;t have to work on my own bikes I can afford to take em&#8217; on down to the local bike shop and let them bleed the brakes let them rebuild a chris king freehub. Sure I can do it if I choose to by why when it&#8217;s so much easier to roll on down to the shop and let them get dirty my time is too valuable to be jacking with eight bikes all the time.
Because it's not what you bought, it's what you built. ANY jackass can roll to the shop.
 

TheMontashu

Pourly Tatteued Jeu
Mar 15, 2004
5,549
0
I'm homeless
Perhaps It’s been over a decade since I built my last wheel and probably that long since I serviced a fork, however the great thing about being older and wiser is that I don’t have to work on my own bikes I can afford to take em’ on down to the local bike shop and let them bleed the brakes let them rebuild a chris king freehub. Sure I can do it if I choose to by why when it’s so much easier to roll on down to the shop and let them get dirty my time is too valuable to be jacking with eight bikes all the time.
Funny, cause in the time it takes you to go down to the shop, I can have that hub rebuild and a case of beer with the money I saved. So basically it means free beer for me. Now I get you think your time is ohhh so valueble, then what are you doing wasting it trolling on here dude?? Like I said, I will out wrench you, on bikes, and truck and cars. I can probably out shoot you as well, and too boot I'm a what you would call a socialist and what we would all call a vegitarian.
 

Beef Supreme

Turbo Monkey
Oct 29, 2010
1,434
73
Hiding from the stupid
I can afford to take em’ on down to the local bike shop and let them bleed the brakes let them rebuild a chris king freehub. Sure I can do it if I choose to by why when it’s so much easier to roll on down to the shop and let them get dirty my time is too valuable to be jacking with eight bikes all the time.
Make sure and tell them you disapprove of their tats, piercings and hair style choices. Tell them they don't pay any taxes. Tell them they only have themselves to blame if they are not super wealthy. In short, be yourself, I am sure it will work out swimmingly.
 

TheMontashu

Pourly Tatteued Jeu
Mar 15, 2004
5,549
0
I'm homeless
Should I care?
You seem to brag about how tough and merican you are. So really I don't know why you do care, but you seem to. I really just think it's funny when Mr. texas brags about how manly he is, when in reality he's been beat bye some scrawny little hipster kid who wears skinny jeans, rides a fixie, and doesn't eat meat
 

Hello Kitty

Monkey
Nov 25, 2004
432
0
Houston
Make sure and tell them you disapprove of their tats, piercings and hair style choices. Tell them they don't pay any taxes. Tell them they only have themselves to blame if they are not super wealthy. In short, be yourself, I am sure it will work out swimmingly.
Hmmmm&#8230;let&#8217;s just see how much an asshole I am to my local bike shop so far this last month.

Looking at what I&#8217;ve purchased since September 28th here is the tally.

Moots RSL road = $4250 frame & fork
Moots RSL CX = $4350 frame & fork
Moots RSL Mtb = $3450 frame
Moots RSL stem $550 X 3 = $1650
Moots seatpost $315 X 3 = $945
Mavic wheels for CX bike = $1900
Mavic wheels for road bike = $2500
Stans ZTR race gold = $950
Total = $19,995
Tax = $1649.59
Grand total = $21,644.59

PAID FOR IN CASH

Then add in SRAM XX full grupo for mtb and full SRAM red grupo for road and cx bike along with quark powermeter for road bike = $1900 and other items to fill out bike purchase tires, bars, saddles, pedals etc..And it will add up to another $10,000K

And..I&#8217;ve got a 2012 Specialized s-works 29&#8221; epic on order that&#8217;s another $9900 that the wife doesn&#8217;t know about yet.

So tell me who&#8217;s the a-hole down at the local bike shop?

BTW between the three sales guys that work at the local shop there are two Texas state XC PSE champions one state CX pro champion and one state BMX expert 19+ champion and trust me they lean more in my direction politically than not so they like my money besides cash has no poltical affiliation, and as far as the tattooed mechanics that hang in the back I tip very well with money and expensive beer so they like my conservative money because it keeps them employed along with the other customers that can plunk down $10 to $25K for a new bike. Why else do you think they work there rather than the cool hipster shops around town?

Trust me any bike shop would love to have the customer base they have&#8230;the hipsters or hippies don&#8217;t pay the rent the tri-geeks, rich roadies and XC racer types do.

not brag just fact
 

X3pilot

Texans fan - LOL
Aug 13, 2007
5,860
1
SoMD
Hmmmm&#8230;let&#8217;s just see how much an asshole I am

not brag just fact
Yes, you are bragging, so yes, that makes you an asshole. I defend to the death your right to state your views, but please quit your dick wagging.

I promise, you are NOT impressing anyone. Get back to defending and opposing and arguing positions.
 

RUFUS

e-douche of the year
Dec 1, 2006
3,480
1
Denver, CO
Looking at what I&#8217;ve purchased since September 28th here is the tally.

Moots RSL road = $4250 frame & fork
Moots RSL CX = $4350 frame & fork
Moots RSL Mtb = $3450 frame
Moots RSL stem $550 X 3 = $1650
Moots seatpost $315 X 3 = $945
Mavic wheels for CX bike = $1900
Mavic wheels for road bike = $2500
Stans ZTR race gold = $950
Total = $19,995
Tax = $1649.59
Grand total = $21,644.59

PAID FOR IN CASH
You have picked the wrong forum to wave your e-dick around in. No one seriously cares what you bought and what you want to try and flash around. There are people on here that have spent much more than that and much less than that, and most of those builds were because they built a great bike for themselves, not to hope that a 13 year old on a mtb forum will think that they are some bike god.

You know that you are a useless member on this forum when Montashu puts you in your place.

I suggest going back to the Moots forum on MTBR and closing your account here immediately!