[Pesqueeb]

what, no death panels?

New plan makes them obsolete. Slimmer government, yo!

 

[jimmydean]

what, no death panels?

The power is given to the states to supply the death panels. States right for death panels.

 

[Adventurous]

The power is given to the states to supply the death panels. States right for death panels.

We'll probably privatize our death panels (everyone knows private industry does it better) who will then outsource the death panels to India. And you better believe that Apu gives zero fucks about grandma.

 

[SkaredShtles]

We'll probably privatize our death panels (everyone knows private industry does it better) who will then outsource the death panels to India. And you better believe that Apu gives zero fucks about grandma.

Besides - gramma is probably going to be reincarnated as something better, anyways.

 

[Adventurous]

Besides - gramma is probably going to be reincarnated as something better, anyways.

Like a barrel of oil? Time to open up the cemeteries to drilling, it's time to capitalize on decomposed organic old person matter!

 

[Nick]

Like a barrel of oil? Time to open up the cemeteries to drilling, it's time to capitalize on clean decomposed organic old person matter!

FTFY...

 

[Pesqueeb]

Republicans abort the baby.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Good news for @Brian HCM#1, college just got that much more affordable!

 

[Pesqueeb]

You've got mail!

 

[jonKranked]

http://ahca.republican/

 

[Westy]

I like the way the republicans had to throw in American in the name. Surprised they didn't try to work in freedom or patriot. The more jingoistic patriotism the better the law.

American Patriotic Freedom From Healthcare Act Of Liberty And More Freedom