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Republicans Urge Minorities To Get Out And Vote

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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The Cleft of Venus
Republicans Urge Minorities To Get Out And Vote On Nov. 3

MIAMI, FL—With the knowledge that the minority vote will be crucial in the upcoming presidential election, Republican Party officials are urging blacks, Hispanics, and other minorities to make their presence felt at the polls on Wednesday, Nov. 3.

Minority voters should make their unique voices heard, especially the African-American voting bloc, which is always a major factor in every election," said Florida Republican Party voter-drive organizer Mark Monreal, as he handed out flyers at a community center in the mostly black Miami neighborhood of South Farms. "That's why we put up hundreds of brightly colored banners featuring Martin Luther King Jr. and the 'Vote November 3' reminder. We needed to make sure they know when we want them at polling places."

"You can't walk through a black neighborhood here in Miami without seeing our 'Don't Forget Big Wednesday!' message up on a billboard, tacked to a phone booth, or taped to a bus shelter," Monreal added. "The Republican Party has spared no expense in this endeavor."

GOP committees in Ohio, Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, Oregon, and Florida have spent more than $3 million on pamphlets, posters, stickers, and T-shirts bearing such slogans as "Put America First—Vote On The Third!" and "November 3rd Is Your Time To Be Heard."

Monreal's group is joined by hundreds of local organizations, such as the Black Republicans For Maryland. While the Black Republicans do not actually include any black members, the group describes itself as "dedicated to communicating a strong message to members of the African-American community."

"We're aiming not just to get black people to vote, but to mobilize them to come together for one specific day of minority empowerment," Baltimore County Black Republicans For Maryland president Mitchell Williams said. "As Republicans, we truly believe that, by coordinating the minority vote across the nation, we can put minorities in their proper place. We believe we know what's best for the whole country."

Republicans are eager to point out the differences between their drive and those of other get-out-the-vote organizations.

"Strange as it is to say it, we're non-partisan," Monreal said. "We don't care if the minority voter is part of the vast majority of non-whites that traditionally votes Democrat. What's important to us is that we get them to the polls bright and early on the third day of November, so that they feel like they've participated in this year's election."

Monreal said Republican volunteers will be available to drive minorities to polling places on Nov. 3.

"We'll even stay at home with them the day before, to help them prepare for the act of voting," Monreal said. "We'll engage in concentrated one-on-one tutoring the entire day, to make sure these voters focus on the important act of voting, rather than going outside, reading newspapers, or watching television."

Republican Party leaders expressed pride in what they characterized as a true alternative to other programs that encourage voting, such as Rock The Vote.

"Let's be honest," Republican National Committee chairman Ed Gillespie said. "The Bush camp has been criticized for ignoring the minority vote for some time, especially during the last election. This project is our way of correcting that misperception. The Bush camp is extremely concerned about the black vote, especially in places like Florida, Ohio, and Pennsylvania. This year, on Nov. 3, we'll make a concerted effort to welcome minority voters into our own special camps with open arms."
 

TheInedibleHulk

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May 26, 2004
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This is a wise, and needed, response by the republicans to the assusations of disenfranchising minority voters, particularly black voters in florida in the last election. Do I think its genuine and they really want more minorities to vote, no, no one wants to lose votes, but it is a good political move nonetheless in restoring their credibility. Politics is lip service though, so good move. Dammit.
 

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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The Cleft of Venus
TheInedibleHulk said:
This is a wise, and needed, response by the republicans to the assusations of disenfranchising minority voters, particularly black voters in florida in the last election. Do I think its genuine and they really want more minorities to vote, no, no one wants to lose votes, but it is a good political move nonetheless in restoring their credibility. Politics is lip service though, so good move. Dammit.

Testify Brotha!
 

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
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SF, CA
TheInedibleHulk said:
This is a wise, and needed, response by the republicans to the assusations of disenfranchising minority voters, particularly black voters in florida in the last election. Do I think its genuine and they really want more minorities to vote, no, no one wants to lose votes, but it is a good political move nonetheless in restoring their credibility. Politics is lip service though, so good move. Dammit.
Uh, I think you may have missed something. Reread the article and concentrate on the details.
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
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My favoutite bits. The Black republicans for Maryland doesn't include any black people. Bwahahahahaha. Way to represent. The president of the Baltimore chapter of above group "As Republicans......we can put monorities in their proper place".....as a Republican I guess he means as far away from "decent white folk" as possible.
 

JRogers

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Mar 19, 2002
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Okay...ummmm....I think I need to put this out there before anyone completely embarrasses himself.

This is from The Onion. It is totally fabricated. The election is on Nov. 2nd. This is a joke.
 

blue

boob hater
Jan 24, 2004
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I was sitting there reading it and I said "What the ****, the election is on Tuesday...Retarded Republicans."

I :love: the Onion :D
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
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xbluethunderx said:
I was sitting there reading it and I said "What the ****, the election is on Tuesday...Retarded Republicans."

I :love: the Onion :D
retarded republicans? did you miss the joke?
 

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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JRogers said:
Okay...ummmm....I think I need to put this out there before anyone completely embarrasses himself.

This is from The Onion. It is totally fabricated. The election is on Nov. 4th. This is a joke.

You freekin' killjoy!

:thumbsdown:

:mumble:
 

JRogers

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Mar 19, 2002
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N8 said:
You freekin' killjoy!

:thumbsdown:

:mumble:
Honestly, it's just painful to see. I mean, it seems to me that this happens every few weeks and people would pick up on it after a couple of times of N8 posting some ridiculous headline that, by any stretch of logic and imagination, should not be believed. Sheesh.