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dexterq20

Turbo Monkey
Mar 6, 2003
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Holy crap dude, I was about to sh!t a brick. That was cruel and unusual. Yet funny. Damn you! :D

P.S. He's still not my president. :angry:
 

dexterq20

Turbo Monkey
Mar 6, 2003
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chicodude01 said:
hey, That's my line........
Hahaha, no it's actually Fat Wreck Chords' line. They're the ones making these shirts (one of which I now proudly own :p)




Sweet, 3 replies into it, and this thread is already derailed! :devil:
 

ito

Mr. Schwinn Effing Armstrong
Oct 3, 2003
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dexterq20 said:
Sweet, 3 replies into it, and this thread is already derailed! :devil:
Bah, I knew I should of put it in the political debate forum, you general chat people can't do anything right! Serves me right :dancing:

Glad I scared you a bit dexter

The Ito
 
Aug 24, 2004
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I voted bush, he won, I support him. I have voted for presidents that haven't won also, I still supported the president that did win though and OUR government. It's time for the whinners to shut up and deal with it.
 
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JRB

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I Are Baboon said:
Where's the glass? Is he going to just pour that beer onto the bar? Hard to tell what kind of beer it is too.

He's not smart enough to know he needs a glass. Who are you kidding?
 
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JRB

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the Inbred said:
hello, kegstand?

He would never allow himself to be upside for fear that blood would rush to his brain and he might, just might, have an intelligent thought pattern resulting from it. I thought he was on the wagon anyway. What do the Southern Baptists have to say about this photo op??? :nope:
 

biggins

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May 18, 2003
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loco-gringo said:
He would never allow himself to be upside for fear that blood would rush to his brain and he might, just might, have an intelligent thought pattern resulting from it. I thought he was on the wagon anyway. What do the Southern Baptists have to say about this photo op??? :nope:
hell man most southern baptists drink like fish anyway.
 
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JRB

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biggins said:
hell man most southern baptists drink like fish anyway.

But they don't talk about it. :think: I really just wanted to use the blood flow thing and went on a tangent.
 

zod

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Jul 17, 2003
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biggins said:
hell man most southern baptists drink like fish anyway.

yea, when we pull up to the ABC we look inside first to make sure nobody is in there we know........then it's in and back out AS FAST AS POSSIBLE ;)
 
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JRB

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-BB- said:
He drinks straight from the Tap.
Heard he did a 2 minute Keg stand after he was re-elected.

I heard it was just over half of the national popluation and it was before the election. :D
 

dante

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Feb 13, 2004
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ska todd said:
Didn't Hitler get the ball rolling in a beer hall also? ;)

-ska todd
HEY!! Support yer president, you godless yankee!!! It don't matter if'n you voted for him or not, not supportin' yer president durrin' wartime is a capital offence. Every commander 'n chief deserves yer complete and total respect an' trust. Cept of course that traitorous lyin' dog Bill who's lack of M O R A L I T Y is what brung these terrorists here in the firs' place.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAW!!!!!!!!

 

Bikael Molton

goofy for life
Jun 9, 2003
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Not sure what you're trying to say. Or maybe you've just adopted your hero's verbal style? So, are you a winner or a whiner?

-rob in NYC

MorphineFreak said:
It's time for the whinners to shut up and deal with it.
 

ska todd

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Oct 10, 2001
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rpet said:
Not sure what you're trying to say. Or maybe you've just adopted your hero's verbal style? So, are you a winner or a whiner?
Dante is actually a whiny NY liberal...he sits across the office from me.

-ska todd
 

golgiaparatus

Out of my element
Aug 30, 2002
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Deep in the Jungles of Oklahoma
MorphineFreak said:
then if he isn't you president get the hell outta america!
:rolleyes: What a sh!tty attitude. I see too many jerks with this kind of attitude here in the bible belt. It saddens me that people look at you like some kind of anti american traitor because you dont support the policies of our current administration. Lets get one thing straight... George Bush and America are not one in the same.

In four years that piece of chit will have no option other than to get the hell out. God bless America.