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Ridemonkey as a reality TV show
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ill be the crazy guy in the parrot suit
Where do I fit in?
I can hear Telemundo knocking on the door.
Where are all the white women at?
The hogging show/waking up in shame will be a relive of my time in Reno before I met the current special lady. More mornings of coyote ugly than I care to look back at, and for a large chunk of that time I was dead sober.
The hogging show/waking up in shame will be a relive of my time in Reno before I met the current special lady. More mornings of coyote ugly than I care to look back at, and for a large chunk of that time I was dead sober.
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I left out the women because let's face it, this is ridemonkey.
sandwich will star in antiques roadshow, but he'll be looking to buy old DH bikes
No, no no.....Andrew will head up the Better Homes and Gardens portion of the show giving renting and house buying advice.
"Ah, see this insignia beneath the downtube? That's the signature of the welder. This came from colorado. The anodization is in great shape, you must have kept it out of the sunlight. The shock isn't even leaking oil. I value this piece at.....$3.50. Thank you so much for bringing it in."
Will there be a mechanic hour for jeep and VW related products on this ever expanding network?
The Team Luna Mudhoney members are butthurt. I know one contributor to the random pic thread, and foot fetishist, who will be not amused.
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I left out the women because let's face it, this is ridemonkey.
I was going to say, chick on the far left strikes me as a SkiBunny.
well, one of those characters turned into a zombie and is dead. The next one is a cheating, neurotic liar, and the next one is a suicidal/homicidal maniac, so it's a touch of an insult to call any of our few remaining female RM members any of those.
sanjuro would do cruel and amusing makeovers with duct tape and majic markers on any cast members who passed out drunk. Mooshoo would be his first victim. We'd all laugh at him. Next day, mooshoo would come in with the majic markers permanently inked on him.
angrymetalsmith would convert all coffee makers on premises to beer dispensers.
Jeremy R would get signed to a 5 year deal on 2 & a Half Men & be dubbed the next Danny McBride.
MMike would get kicked off by the producers shortly after casting.
PSP would make a cameo just to stir up ratings
blackohio would file suit against the show during editing
gff would not make it through surgery after having boobs implanted inside his eyes (so he could see t*ts 24/7)
skibunny would get...it
IRBaboon would get us all hooked on the net & producers would revoke our wifi access
Crabjoe Stretchpants would puke incessantly.
Me....hmm? People just wouldn't get my jokes.
angrymetalsmith would convert all coffee makers on premises to beer dispensers.
Jeremy R would get signed to a 5 year deal on 2 & a Half Men & be dubbed the next Danny McBride.
MMike would get kicked off by the producers shortly after casting.
PSP would make a cameo just to stir up ratings
blackohio would file suit against the show during editing
gff would not make it through surgery after having boobs implanted inside his eyes (so he could see t*ts 24/7)
skibunny would get...it
IRBaboon would get us all hooked on the net & producers would revoke our wifi access
Crabjoe Stretchpants would puke incessantly.
Me....hmm? People just wouldn't get my jokes.
Why would I puke incessantly? 
Got it covered!
Jeeezus Facking Krist you are dense. You have got to be the only lounge regular who is still clueless about it.
Let me try one more time:
I have not had a beer or any alcohol in 3.5 years.
So would I be one of the behind-the-scenes folks? You know, the caterer for all you hungry food gulping, beer swizzling, shot taking yahoos with empty stomachs?
If so, someone better start buying me some flour, yeast, and sugar. Don't worry, I'll explain later.....
If so, someone better start buying me some flour, yeast, and sugar. Don't worry, I'll explain later.....
Joker and ridiculous do an investment advice show.
Dante and Dr K do an insurance benefits Q&A show.
Dante and Dr K do an insurance benefits Q&A show.
probably thinks you are a illegal...
outside of RM...there are actually people who don't have a problem with vw's.
they might just have a fvcking clue.
Oddly I think it'd be a lot funnier to do something akin to the "Real World" where you put a bunch of you special kids in a house up in Tahoe for the summer. Everyone has to get a gig in the bike microcosm, and every night RM and Spike or the Lifetime network will supply booze and gallons of lube.
I see money in this.
I see money in this.
...special guest appearance from Partsbara as the grumpy neighbor.
Is the crazy relative...
Yea, the people that don't own them.
I see meaux-cheaux becoming the Puck character.
A "Real World RM" would be quite diverse:
17yo white dude
35yo white dude
30yo white dude
16yo white dude
27yo white dude
50yo white dude
32yo white dude
22yo white dude
17yo white dude
35yo white dude
30yo white dude
16yo white dude
27yo white dude
50yo white dude
32yo white dude
22yo white dude
So you're saying you've lost that subversive edge to mess with other peoples heads and no longer desire to tinker with every device in sight.
I never said you'd actually drink it. But I bet even as you read my post, you devised blueprints in your head. I love you Jack, but you get so pissed....so easy.
monkeyfest
Exactly.
So you're saying Great American Country would put this on the air?
Ted Turner could help make it look more diverse.
Becoming?
Pay more attention at the next monkeyfest ffs.
They put jersey shore on the air..... RM on TV will be a great hit