[DirtMcGirk]

Not much to say right now were actually getting along how boring for the Drama fans .Apart from her reading the whole love letter thread behind the wheel of her ex cop expedition in the pouring rain .That was a scary car ride .Im not about to start bad mouthing the poor girl on here cause she threatened to put rice in my fuel tank .I did get a scare she said there was a second child coming ,because i commented on a bit of a belly developing ,"just kidding" who says that?
My teeth are really not that bad except a horrible overbite and i had two baby teeth still so one got yanked now the gap.Im a middle aged ,balding male who got tangled in a spider web .The young female and myself are attending a very expensive anger management program and working to getting our daughter back.

I don't know if I should be amazed, feel sorry for you, stare in some sort of fetid disbelief or just point and laugh.

Lemme give you a piece of advice my man-child friend: you can't fix crazy. Lots of things; bad tits, a drug habit, a screwed up weave, a love of Ricky Martin, can all be fixed. Crazy never goes away. Its like herpes, speed limits and the cops, once you let them into your life, you never get rid of them.

 

[Pesqueeb]

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I'm going with a mixture of point/laugh and general disgust.

 

[DirtyMike]

I don't know if I should be amazed, feel sorry for you, stare in some sort of fetid disbelief or just point and laugh.

Lemme give you a piece of advice my man-child friend: you can't fix crazy. Lots of things; bad tits, a drug habit, a screwed up weave, a love of Ricky Martin, can all be fixed. Crazy never goes away. Its like herpes, speed limits and the cops, once you let them into your life, you never get rid of them.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I'm going with a mixture of point/laugh and general disgust.

All of this.... together

 

[dante]

If there's anyone on this thread who can give him advice, it'd be Dirt.


Although maybe GFF can take him on as a role model/Big Brother type of thing?

 

[DirtMcGirk]

GFF has more road miles with Crazy, but I have a longer duration. I did my 13 years on Crazy Island. It made me into a not very nice person.

 

[intensegrrrl]

Don't worry I won't be pregnant for long I'm getting it taken care of in
a week so stfu and stop airing our dirty laundry out. They've seen pics in the ridemonkey drama thread they know your teeth are like golden chiclets but that is probably because you're British and your parents couldn't afford to get you braces. I'm Canadian and I have nice teeth thanks to braces and laser whitening I'm not actually that crazy I just have had pretty intense anger issues. I can't believe how well you guys pick up on sarcasm, because obviously I've checked every girl's coochie in whistler for tattys and I didn't meet you dirt I was being sarcastic; like that commercial that used to be on a while back for Canadian beer where the American was like oh you're from Canada do you know paul he's from Canada too.

 

[ultraNoob]

...they know your teeth are like golden chiclets but that is probably because your British

 

[jdcamb]

Don't worry I won't be pregnant for long I'm getting it taken care of in
a week so stfu and stop airing our dirty laundry out. They've seen pics in the ridemonkey drama thread they know your teeth are like golden chiclets but that is probably because you're British and your parents couldn't afford to get you braces. I'm Canadian and I have nice teeth thanks to braces and laser whitening I'm not actually that crazy I just have had pretty intense anger issues. I can't believe how well you guys pick up on sarcasm, because obviously I've checked every girl's coochie in whistler for tattys and I didn't meet you dirt I was being sarcastic; like that commercial that used to be on a while back for Canadian beer where the American was like oh you're from Canada do you know paul he's from Canada too.

I think I'm in love with you. If we hook up and things don't work out between us. Can you hook up with my friends after that?

 

[Pesqueeb]

This just turned into the best thread ever.

 

[intensegrrrl]

I think I'm in love with you. If we hook up and things don't work out between us. Can you hook up with my friends after that?

Only if your friends are drop dead gorgeous identical twins. My twin fantasy has already been checked off my list of things to do before I die but I'm willing to do that twice cause it was an exceeds my expectations kind of experience!

 

[jonKranked]

Gotta do it again to make sure you up for a full on gang bang?

 

[Pesqueeb]

Sounds like some lucky fellas, getting herpes at a 2 for 1 sale!

 

[intensegrrrl]

He never ate my snatch with his herpes mouth. I've had a yeast infection and staph infection though my dog has a dirty tongue I guess.

 

[ultraNoob]

He never ate my snatch with his herpes mouth. I've had a yeast infection and staph infection though my dog has a dirty tongue I guess.

your dog licks what again

 

[Pesqueeb]

He never ate my snatch with his herpes mouth. I've had a yeast infection and staph infection though my dog has a dirty tongue I guess.

Wait, your dog or your boyfriend?

 

[jdcamb]

Only if your friends are drop dead gorgeous identical twins. My twin fantasy has already been checked off my list of things to do before I die but I'm willing to do that twice cause it was an exceeds my expectations kind of experience!

Can we make a porn video before you dump me? I doubt I'll need it to remember you by though. I'm sure you have the school girl outfit. Give me some time I need to buy some fishing waiters and fishing gear to complete my end of the Fantasy. Does anyone here have a Evinrude 20hp outboard motor I can borrow? No worries I have a hammer drill and I can fashion the parts I'll need for the rest of twisted crap I have in mind. I am circumsized also, it just wasn't done to spec as I waited until I was 14 to get it done..... Other then that I'm perfect....

 

[Pesqueeb]

"Help me find my car keys and we'll drive out of here."

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

He never ate my snatch with his herpes mouth. I've had a yeast infection and staph infection though my dog has a dirty tongue I guess.

Do you have to put peanut butter on the cookie or does the dog just naturally go for it ?

 

[Pesqueeb]

This thread gets nuked in 3.....2......

 

[intensegrrrl]

Not both at the same time I get staph from dirty knee pads then it spreads when you scratch them open and touch things, that's why I don't wear knee pads and I feed my dog too much bread and my dog or my boyfriend I don't know I can't really differentiate them anymore. The yeast infection sucks cause then it hurts when I hook up with his friends and it's really messy too.

 

[intensegrrrl]

Can we make a porn video before you dump me? I doubt I'll need it to remember you by though. I'm sure you have the school girl outfit. Give me some time I need to buy some fishing waiters and fishing gear to complete my end of the Fantasy. Does anyone here have a Evinrude 20hp outboard motor I can borrow? No worries I have a hammer drill and I can fashion the parts I'll need for the rest of twisted crap I have in mind. I am circumsized also, it just wasn't done to spec as I waited until I was 14 to get it done..... Other then that I'm perfect....

.
What a coincidink I was also circumcised at 14

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[jdcamb]

Not both at the same time I get staph from dirty knee pads then it spreads when you scratch them open and touch things, that's why I don't wear knee pads and I feed my dog too much bread and my dog or my boyfriend I don't know I can't really differentiate them anymore. The yeast infection sucks cause then it hurts when I hook up with his friends and it's really messy too.

No worries I know some pretty successfu home remedies from when I was younger and went on tour with the dead. Do you have any hot friends you pass me off on while you heal up?

 

[jdcamb]

.
What a coincidink I was also circumcised at 14

Before you emigrated from Lebanon or after. And yes it matters to me.....

 

[intensegrrrl]

I'm from Thailand and I'm all good right now my dog ran away the other day so I'm really lonely.... My dad and I gave a great relationship he did me right every night.

 

[jdcamb]

I'm known as a healer. I am usually introduced to them at their Bat Mitzvah. I defer payment until they reach 21 because of the Mann Act. That and the procedure is in no way Kosher.....

 

[intensegrrrl]

I'm 22 let's get started right away do you prefer I shave my 70s bush or do younot mind my crabs

 

[jdcamb]

I'm from Thailand and I'm all good right now my dog ran away the other day so I'm really lonely.... My dad and I gave a great relationship he did me right every night.

Thats kind of sad. No wait I thought about it. You must be perfect actually.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Don't worry I won't be pregnant for long I'm getting it taken care of in
a week so stfu and stop airing our dirty laundry out. They've seen pics in the ridemonkey drama thread they know your teeth are like golden chiclets but that is probably because you're British and your parents couldn't afford to get you braces. I'm Canadian and I have nice teeth thanks to braces and laser whitening I'm not actually that crazy I just have had pretty intense anger issues. I can't believe how well you guys pick up on sarcasm, because obviously I've checked every girl's coochie in whistler for tattys and I didn't meet you dirt I was being sarcastic; like that commercial that used to be on a while back for Canadian beer where the American was like oh you're from Canada do you know paul he's from Canada too.

I'm from Thailand and I'm all good right now my dog ran away the other day so I'm really lonely.... My dad and I gave a great relationship he did me right every night.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

 

[jdcamb]

I'm 22 let's get started right away do you prefer I shave my 70s bush or do younot mind my crabs

No worries I'll just give you a Bacardis 151 Brazillian before we get busy. I'll just send you the script first actually...

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

You should get this tattoo next :

 

[jdcamb]

You should get this tattoo next :

I was thinking of getting something completely different but thanks for the suggestion....

 

[4130biker]

I guess drop to flat and intensegrrrl can't throw down any real info to make this thread the bomb. Oh well, TMZ.com here I come!

 

[DirtyMike]

Oh my good lord, what the hell happened while I was at work today????? Did I just catch herpies from reading the thread?

 

[jdcamb]

Oh my good lord, what the hell happened while I was at work today????? Did I just catch herpies from reading the thread?

Dude thats like saying you can get Herpes from a Gloryhole. Which is just silly.

 

[Westy]

 

[DirtMcGirk]

All I can say is this:
"So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Who knew the Blood Hound Gang would come in handy for things other than my divorce proceedings?

 

[DirtyMike]

Well I guess the good news is that I wont be getting picked on nearly as much by the grammar and spelling nazi's around here.