so whats the problem?What? And miss all this fun!!?
Ridemonkey = Drama
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Wasabi Peas are painful if inserted into an open wound. Trust me on this one....
xl sausage lovers with mayo again?
Did you find your buried RM account while cleaning out the garage?
Buried under some Stratos parts?
All i have left is a single business card. Not even pics. It's like it never happened.
...exactly. Now, off to the booze store for some necessary victuals.
gay-nus out the anus.
good God... It just keeps going
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What website is that? And why can't we talk to each other like that here?
Because this sh!t right here, is amazing:
That is all.
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I need to managmenet my anger, too.
Pronounced "manag- menay"?
That thread is Canada gold. I think that might be the girl I met up there a few years ago in the hot tub going on and on about her job as a cement mixer and how she had an "everlasting gobstopper" tattoo somewhere special.
Do you have a trash divining stick?
"But Beware under that make up is pale pimple skin that has not seen the light of day since the gas prices were 70 cents. "
That thread gets the rare internet "Diamond" rating.
Gold is just not good enough.
That thread gets the rare internet "Diamond" rating.
Gold is just not good enough.
I actually read that entire thread....... all I can say is wow..... When even I say its hard to read and comprehend her posts..... thats just bad
^^^^^^And that right there folks, is Ridemonkey gold.Yes...
He keeps it in his pants
not sure if this is the most awesome sentence in bike-forum history, but it's close:
"'m turning down perfect tens that try to pick me up, they make you look like an ugly skinny scarecrow. Cause franklly you've turned me off of guys or ****ed up my game, thanks bud. You let my dog out when I was riding Whistler, I come back to the truck and she's running around by herself, when your friend hit her, and Hollywood you tied him in the back of freds truck with the leash so long, that everybody told you to shorten it, but you can't take advice, and he jumps out and got ran over, you bring him back to your truck and left him to die while you were going to do another run at Cypress, I had to yell at you to take him to the vet and he lived cause he was just in shock. But what does that say about your parenting skills...."
"'m turning down perfect tens that try to pick me up, they make you look like an ugly skinny scarecrow. Cause franklly you've turned me off of guys or ****ed up my game, thanks bud. You let my dog out when I was riding Whistler, I come back to the truck and she's running around by herself, when your friend hit her, and Hollywood you tied him in the back of freds truck with the leash so long, that everybody told you to shorten it, but you can't take advice, and he jumps out and got ran over, you bring him back to your truck and left him to die while you were going to do another run at Cypress, I had to yell at you to take him to the vet and he lived cause he was just in shock. But what does that say about your parenting skills...."
And apparently neither does he.
Paying your child support is so 2008.
Clearly Mooshu and I need to move to Canada.
If I'm reading this right, isn't the baby-momma all of 15? Can you strip in Canada at 15? Damn, and they blast Thailand...
If I'm reading this right, isn't the baby-momma all of 15? Can you strip in Canada at 15? Damn, and they blast Thailand...
^^^ she was 15 when they first got together so now she is ?????
The correct answer is 22
I want to see the cooch tat.
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