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Monkey
Dec 20, 2001
733
4
Minnesota
i most definitely participate, even though i really can't grow a mustache. the winner should get an RM-designed t-shirt or jersey with a facial-hair-laden monkey symbol. kind of the "elite" RM clothing line...
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,373
0
SF
I have to bow out for genetic reasons. I tried to grow on last month to match my goatee, and it looked like I glued on some pubes on my upper lip.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
45,210
10,825
Sleazattle
I'm considering but past attempts at facial hair it has driven me nuts and I have shaven it off within a week or so.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,181
17
TN
I have to bow out for genetic reasons. I tried to grow on last month to match my goatee, and it looked like I glued on some pubes on my upper lip.
You can't grow one of those cool long ones like that dude in kill bill?



Westy, you better commit.
 

vtjim

Beware of Milo & Otis
Jan 6, 2006
1,346
0
North Andover MA
I'm in, but after August would be best. Either way I'm in, if only because it's going to a charity. My last handlebar was so-so, but it was only after two weeks or so.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,411
1
Oz
Screw it, I'm in.
Man up, suffering makes you a better person.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
33,388
6,249
Portland, OR
If we go in August, I will be at a family function 30/31, so I might have to submit my entry on the 29th. I could attempt to grow something cool between now and then, though.

For charity and hilarity, I would say I'm in. I will have to purchase a trimmer, but I need to do that anyway. What's the pony-up?
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,181
17
TN
If we go in August, I will be at a family function 30/31, so I might have to submit my entry on the 29th. I could attempt to grow something cool between now and then, though.

For charity and hilarity, I would say I'm in. I will have to purchase a trimmer, but I need to do that anyway. What's the pony-up?
A day or so early isn't going to make a big difference, so yeah, that's good.

Im thinking $10? Is that too high?
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,817
59
Japan
What's the judging criteria JBP? Looks most like a member of the Village People? 70's pornstar? Cop? Child molestor? Hitler?....what are we aiming for?
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
33,388
6,249
Portland, OR
What's the judging criteria JBP? Looks most like a member of the Village People? 70's pornstar? Cop? Child molestor? Hitler?....what are we aiming for?
I would rather not disclose the "look" I will be going for. Although a Trans-Am might be in order.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
33,388
6,249
Portland, OR
http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/MustacheStyles.aspx

The certified mustacheologists at the American Mustache Institute are often asked, "What is the best mustache style?" or "What constitutes a bad mustache?"

The challenge is that there is no true best mustache style and there is certainly no such thing as a bad mustache, as they are all God&#8217;s creatures and thus loved by all within the mustache community.
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