No beards allowed.
Ridemonkey Mustache Competition:
- Thread starter BurlyShirley
- Start date
Oh look who knows so much... I only posted the "before" pic because I was prepping to shave for a DIFFERENT mustache contest I am helping judge. Behold the finished producto:
No "soul patches" either 
a.k.a. pelican bay landing stripNo "soul patches" either
What does this even MEAN? Oh wait... never mind. Got it.FT FTMFW!!
I thought those were called "flavor savers"... 
Mine totally tastes like Rex Grossman flavored Ramen noodles.
Wake up folks! Let's get this thing rolling!
maybe if people knew exactly where the money was going, they'd be more willing to donate/sign up
Is everyone cool with IMBA?
yes..
A month? I can't grow a mustache in a month! Damn this Asian heritage!
i'm cool with IMBA so long as they are cool with me and my freaky, tweaky shiznit
This competition calls for an appropriate mascot:
JBP in a furry costume? who knew?This competition calls for an appropriate mascot:
That's cool with me.
I haven't checked this thread in a while, but I am paid now.
I won a mustache contest on a bmx forum with this:
Oooohh... Nice. With an asian heritage too!!
I'm not playing, but I am watching...
I'm not playing, but I am watching...
Fvck that noise.No "soul patches" either
If I send $10 to be in this the "soul patch" stays. I haven't shaved under my lip in 18 years. I hate to, it gives my the willies.
Jesus. I hate even thinking about it. GAH!
It grows to a certain length and stops. The one time I shaved it off years ago it grew back in a couple weeks.
My eyebrow hair however has started to get longer and longer. I plucked a 3.5" eyebrow hair the other day.
Can we have an eyebrow competition? Shave em off and re-grow em?
length, not density.
if my grandfather was any indication, i'm in for some massive caterpillars when i get older.
My 'brows are reaching the point that I may have to consider styling products.
Westy, your pushup brow bra is never going to sell, give it up.
It is called the browzier thank you very much.Westy, your pushup brow bra is never going to sell, give it up.
work be damned, i'm in.
at the very least i'm in until my crustache gets so nasty that i have to shave it so i can be seen in public.
at the very least i'm in until my crustache gets so nasty that i have to shave it so i can be seen in public.
My wife still says she is withholding sex until I shave, so I have a few days left to enjoy it.
I doubt it will take 30 days to mature, but I don't know for sure.
I doubt it will take 30 days to mature, but I don't know for sure.
Okay, here's mine. Thought I'd post later to give you all a handicap but looks like I'm first. Very strange, experiencing some sort of phantom beard syndrome.
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Police say they have no clues as to why the Canadian decapitated a man on a Greyhound bus. However, his mugshot does paint a picture of a man disturbed......
PS
Ha, my blond southern peach pube stache will not even show up in pictures or I would join in.
I'll donate, but I'm thinking it requires too much effort. I have a beard again, but don't think I want to be all magnum pi.
Late, but still before midnight.
JBP has declared that I am somehow ineligble to win merely because he is my Uncle and there could be claims of nepotism.
i did shave and failed to have a picture taken to prove it. I do however have an entire lodge full of monkeys here at Monkeyfest who can testify to my clean shaven face on the morning of August 1st.
i did shave and failed to have a picture taken to prove it. I do however have an entire lodge full of monkeys here at Monkeyfest who can testify to my clean shaven face on the morning of August 1st.