well...?
Ridemonkey Mustache Competition:
- Thread starter BurlyShirley
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Day 3 and mine is coming in nicely. Right now it looks lke I have some dirt on my face 
so is it still too late to join in?
Not at all. You just have 3 less days of growth available.
This handicap is irrelevant to my facial follicles. You'll get my PM later today.
Oh man the in and out dude looks like a serial killer for sure. Maybe he'll look less creepy with a huge c0ckbroom?
saturday night at MonkeyFest. that was fresh shaven on Friday morning. JBP can testify to the shaving haven taken place on the morning of August 1st (even if he still refuses to let me even participate in the stinking contest)
and that's Isa. she's not participating in the contest so far as I know.
and that's Isa. she's not participating in the contest so far as I know.
just found my motivation
Party Time.
John Cleese?
OMG! Molester stache!Party Time.
These guys are too cowardly to sport a real stache. I'm the freeriding of mustaches.
that is THEE 6-day power stache.
lt. dangle?
I've always wanted to try out a toothbrush mustache...
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/11/cohen200711
Maybe next time I head to Canada. I'm curious to see if that would get me extra screening at the border.
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/11/cohen200711
Maybe next time I head to Canada. I'm curious to see if that would get me extra screening at the border.
I don't know if 31 days will be enough for a respectable 'stache. Nearly mid-way through and mine looks scraggly at best.
Not sure I can go any longer as neither my wife or my daughter will kiss me with a dead caterpillar on my face.
Not sure I can go any longer as neither my wife or my daughter will kiss me with a dead caterpillar on my face.
and this is how we weed out the weak and the ones with no perserverance....
I'm in it to win it. Even though I know my chances of hitting the powerball are somewhat better than this.
Next time, we do this in the Winter. It was 102 yesterday and supposed to be hotter today. I have stinky lip syndrome so bad I can't stand myself!
I damn near passed out riding with my visor down yesterday.
I damn near passed out riding with my visor down yesterday.
perhaps you might try using deodorant on your stank-stache?
JBP: is there a category for "Best Odor" or is your arbitrary judging going to be based purely on visual appearance?
"Goes on clear". I would think it would look waxy. Haven't you seen the video of LL Cool J on MTV's unplugged with the HUGE white clumps of deodorant under his arms? Image that ON MY FACE!
No...no I haven't. And I'm quite proud of that, thank you very much.
They highlighted it on some VH1 special. I think it was the "Top 100,000,000 Worst MTV moments of 1992 in 3D" or something. I HAVE to watch that crap when it's on, as bad as it might be.
well i walked right into that one.
luckily I'm at least 2000miles from the closest competitor. I'll have to rely upon spouses and friends testimony.
I'm attending a wedding, so here's my entry a few days early:
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so i'm probably out of the running (not that i was really in it in the first place), as i had to shave a couple times this month for work. well actually i shaved so i wouldn't look disgusting in front of all of the cute girls that i worked with.
Fail!
Here's my official entry- will be out of town and offline for the next week and a half. Not quite the bushy extravagance I had hoped for, but hey- at my age I'm happy if anything grows!
Military Grooming Standards:
My wife is happy it's now gone.
My wife is happy it's now gone.
looking good, guys! woody i esp liked the shot w/ the shades.
31 days, one lopsided shaving job.
i tried Woody's "tilt your head" trick
i'm not so sure that trick works for everyone.... though you can see more clearly the lobster claw shaving pattern from this angle. I guess this mustache is for scaring children and dwarves who have a fear of shellfish.
i tried Woody's "tilt your head" trick
i'm not so sure that trick works for everyone.... though you can see more clearly the lobster claw shaving pattern from this angle. I guess this mustache is for scaring children and dwarves who have a fear of shellfish.
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Clearly, I have this thing in the bag. 
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