if'n i was you i would get a refund m8.Clearly, I have this thing in the bag.
Ridemonkey Mustache Competition:
- Thread starter BurlyShirley
- Start date
Military Grooming Standards:
My wife is happy it's now gone.
Nah, I was thinking more like JimmyDean meets Hogan's Heros.
^^^^^^^LO f'n L!!^^^^^^^
Did someone draw a dick on your wall?After:
:huh:
w00dy - stylish but damn near invisible...
Trainwreck - Old fartz have the edge with bristly white hair plus the judge is an old fart...
jimmydean - just shifted his eyebrows down to his lip, but it's enthusiastic...
pigboy - either he's a Vegas dealer or those are pincers from some sort of big beetle that latched on to his face...
BurlyShirley - where the hell did he find the brown light bulb? Is that a moustache or does he have mildew of the lip?
w00dy - stylish but damn near invisible...
Trainwreck - Old fartz have the edge with bristly white hair plus the judge is an old fart...
jimmydean - just shifted his eyebrows down to his lip, but it's enthusiastic...
pigboy - either he's a Vegas dealer or those are pincers from some sort of big beetle that latched on to his face...
BurlyShirley - where the hell did he find the brown light bulb? Is that a moustache or does he have mildew of the lip?
Does that mean I win?:huh:
w00dy - stylish but damn near invisible...
Trainwreck - Old fartz have the edge with bristly white hair plus the judge is an old fart...
jimmydean - just shifted his eyebrows down to his lip, but it's enthusiastic...
pigboy - either he's a Vegas dealer or those are pincers from some sort of big beetle that latched on to his face...
BurlyShirley - where the hell did he find the brown light bulb? Is that a moustache or does he have mildew of the lip?
We currently have a tie after calling in a respected panel of assistant judges. Waiting for a fourth judge to chime in.
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We're going extra innings here, four judges in and we still have a tie. May have a decision by morning.
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We're going extra innings here, four judges in and we still have a tie. May have a decision by morning.
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man the suspense is fargin' KILLIN me!
I sure hope I get named Miss Mustache America 2008
I'm figuring if you don't pick jimmydean, he'll hunt you down and kill you.
****, that's scary.
so how many books did you burn? or was this the "re-enact the night of the long knives" get together?
I vote for pigboy despite not having the girth of TW, creativity wins every time.:huh:
w00dy - stylish but damn near invisible...
Trainwreck - Old fartz have the edge with bristly white hair plus the judge is an old fart...
jimmydean - just shifted his eyebrows down to his lip, but it's enthusiastic...
pigboy - either he's a Vegas dealer or those are pincers from some sort of big beetle that latched on to his face...
BurlyShirley - where the hell did he find the brown light bulb? Is that a moustache or does he have mildew of the lip?
As far as jimmydean and stinkle, arrest warrants should be issued asap.
I had mine redneck all month but the redneck pic was fuzzy. I will post it when i get home on wed.
OK, declaring a winner based on the stachedex system, arbitrary and capricious as advertised.
Points were awarded based on vigor, friend of judge(-), sculpting(-), eyebrow transplant(+), ephmerality(-), too fat, mafia, face out of it, beginner's credit, no soul patch(+), Splat's wife points, splat points and treesaw points.
pigboy wins with 14 points. Trainwreck and jimmydean are in a tie for second and third with 12. w00dy garnered seven points, BurlyShirley got four and $tinkle gets one point for posting after considerations were complete and I had gone to bed.
Judges were me, Hilarie, treesaw and Mr. and Mrs. splat.
Points were awarded based on vigor, friend of judge(-), sculpting(-), eyebrow transplant(+), ephmerality(-), too fat, mafia, face out of it, beginner's credit, no soul patch(+), Splat's wife points, splat points and treesaw points.
pigboy wins with 14 points. Trainwreck and jimmydean are in a tie for second and third with 12. w00dy garnered seven points, BurlyShirley got four and $tinkle gets one point for posting after considerations were complete and I had gone to bed.
Judges were me, Hilarie, treesaw and Mr. and Mrs. splat.
i'm not surprised to find myself in sixth place. visionaries rarely find their legs early in their career. mark my words: in the future, you'll be fondly regaling all your friends & families, "i remember $tinkle when he was just a wee brown shirt"
This needs to be an annual competition.
i think it will get more competitive, especially as more mud hunnies hit menopause
stop the plucking, ladies!
Yes , But in winter months
Indeed it does.
Congratulations Pigboy!
Now what the hell should we do for him? Just paypal him all the money?
I thought IMBA was to get the money.
Yeah, that was the plan. At the very least, mr. Pigboy deserves a sweet custom title.
chin handles?
Mr. Cockbroom 2008
USA! USA! USB! USB!!!!
::crocodile tears of joy::
does this mean I have to keep my nose clean while I represent the Miss Ridemonkey Mustache title until the next winner is crowned?
because I was gonna launch my porno career now that I have this under my nose.
It was a moustache contest, not a teabag contest, you hussy!
Congrats, pigboy. Next time we do this in a winter month.
I think the growing time should be two months minimum. At least two of yez showed some potential, but didn't have time to really let the beast fill out.
fixed.
crap! how did i miss this thread?!!! i grow facial hair like silver grows vaginas...i could have killed it, especially if i took the shot next to a lit taser all wild eyed 
Firstly: WHAT???? silver grows vaginas????? why isn't silver more valuable than platinum????crap! how did i miss this thread?!!! i grow facial hair like silver grows vaginas...i could have killed it, especially if i took the shot next to a lit taser all wild eyed
Secondly: we are all pretenders: http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/
I tried to grow a hipster horseshoe, but have a bald spot on the left side. If I had 2 months, I might be able to do a comb over.
Ah. Silver is someone's name. ::lightbulb::
next time we have a contest I think everyone needs to keep the top 10 mustaches of NHL hockey in their mind's eye.
http://www.greatesthockeylegends.com/2008/09/top-ten-mustaches-in-hockey-history.html
http://www.greatesthockeylegends.com/2008/09/top-ten-mustaches-in-hockey-history.html
I wonder if Squeak can grow a mustache?
Just did a decal for mustache manuary.
This would have been great for this contest.
This would have been great for this contest.