If you've ever been to Vegas, you will know that the strip is filled with tiny Mexicans handing out smut to passers-by. After a solid afternoon at the poolbar, I have no recollection of the following. According to my friends, when the guy tried to hand me some smut trading card, I smacked the stack of pamphlets he was holding and yelled, "Blackjack" at him as the pamphlets scattered to the ground. They say he called me a "Bendejo" and I laughed at him before walking away. What other rude/jackass things have others done when blacked out? It doesn't count if you remember it, it only counts if your friends had to tell you what you did.