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Jeremy R

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Nov 15, 2001
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behind you with a snap pop
Name it loco gringo, loco, jrb, pepe and bogey.
Put it all on the birth certificate.
Then every few months kick the kid out out of the house for a couple of weeks. Then, when you let it back in, call it by a different name even though everybody knows it is the same kid.
It be hysterical.
 

moff_quigley

Why don't you have a seat over there?
Jan 27, 2005
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Name it loco gringo, loco, jrb, pepe and bogey.
Put it all on the birth certificate.
Then every few months kick the kid out out of the house for a couple of weeks. Then, when you let it back in, call it by a different name even though everybody knows it is the same kid.
It be hysterical.
Jeremy R deserves a custom title. Something like "God of Ridemonkey" .
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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Tawanda Brawley (insert last name here)_________(insert last name here)
 

S.n.a.k.e.

Monkey
Mar 12, 2003
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Well H8R, you *are* a rockstar, your progeny by decree have to have weird or obscure names. Lot's of good (on topic) suggestions so far.

These will have a lot to compete against.
Googolplex
Nebula
Trivet
Bjork
Rama
Alex Lifeson

Peace,
Marc
 

Biscuit

Turbo Monkey
Feb 12, 2003
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Bubbles is a great name.

That way when she's learning to walk, or in the teen years when your mad at her, you can yell:

"Come Bubbles!" loud enough for the neighbors to hear.

If it's a boy, call him Bucket, same effect. (*edit* that's gross actually.. I'd delete it.. but now it's funny)