Just passing the time in the retirement home when my flebitus isn't acting up.
RM persona VS. real life persona thread
- Thread starter ncrider
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I met a guy on the trail and he knew me from here. He was telling me that a local riding place sucks and he never goes there any more?? Well it just so happened to be the trails I kind of take care of. WTF mate? So I politely let him know I didn't agree with him. Then he told me that he knew me from Ridemonkey and kind of back pedaled a bit. He wanted me to guess who he was and didn't feel like playing that game. I guess my online persona is the same. Asshole.....
i am really laid back. and i mean REALLY. sometimes i am so laid back that people think im stoned.
im not gay. and i dont lick balls
I am beautiful and angular,and if I were a gas I would be inert..........
yeah thats funny, cause I always get asked if I'm stoned, but never am. I'm super laid back and like to listen to people, instead of controlling a conversation. I've learned alot by listening to people. Put me on a bike, and BAM! I'm crazy. Energy comes from every direction. Oh yes, and I can be a sarcastic assclown on the online.
You should do a screen capture of your avatar! Those wild bulging eyes and the post count 666!!! :evil:MudGrrl said:
I AM my avatar. I'm small, really high energy, competitive, need a fair amount of attention, pick fights with Great Danes, etc. Call me Jackie. Jackie Russell...ncrider said:
motomike said:
People continuously ask that to me also.
I don't talk a whole lot if I don't know people that well, but if I do know people im pretty outgoing and sarcastic.
I'm about the same in person, except that I have a really eccentric sense of humor. On and off with being talkative, one day I can be really talkative, and on the next day, a peice of paper is louder than I am. Not stand offish, but am a bit reserved when meeting new people, am willing to help out if anyone is in need. Oh and I am not that dorky in person as I am online.
Rip's Location: NJ, where the weak are killed and eaten.Rip said:
This is so hilarious. I love this.
I miss the East Coast. sigh.
Well lets see, unlike Homer, I am: fairly inteligent(not a great writer though) I'm not yellow, I have more than 2 strands of hair, I am extremely protective of my freinds(you mess with them, you are gonna get fvcked up.) I am fairly laid back however, you say sumtin really stupid or rude to me or my freinds I can and will snap.
If you are a freind of mine, I will do anything I can to help you out(to the fullest.) I like to joke around alot, make jokes with freinds, about them and myself. I can either be your best freind or worst enemy. I also hold a major grudge, I never forgive, and I never forget.
Most people think I am a a##hole when they first meet me, but ask anyone that actually knows me and they will tell you that I am one of the nicest people around. Plz dont get the wrong impression or me
If you are a freind of mine, I will do anything I can to help you out(to the fullest.) I like to joke around alot, make jokes with freinds, about them and myself. I can either be your best freind or worst enemy. I also hold a major grudge, I never forgive, and I never forget.
Most people think I am a a##hole when they first meet me, but ask anyone that actually knows me and they will tell you that I am one of the nicest people around. Plz dont get the wrong impression or me
On RM I'll keep quiet unless I know what I'm talking about, except when it comes to political or religious debates then I kind of go all out. Dry sense of humor, not terribly engaging but I'll find something witty to say from time to time. In the 'real world', as I like to call it, I don't exactly avoid confrontation, I just enjoy watching it play out in front of me and see what happens. I find it easier to write than to talk. I'm generally shy, but I have a lot of close friends. That's my self assessment, those who know me probably would think something entirely different.
i am the same..
I've met you Moto, your not sarcastic............ OK I guess you are. What did you learn from that bunch at the monkeyfest this year??motomike said:
yeah this one time some guys who were getting stoned told me that i already looked stoned. man that was an awkward gondola ride to the summit.motomike said:
I am always looking for a good time
I am loud and sometimes obnoxious.
never take me seriously.. unless i am serious
I joke around all the time and I like to make people laugh
some times people just dont get my humor
I am very sarcastic
I say things so seriously at times that people who dont know me think i am
I am the bike guy at work
like my avatar I like starting things up and stirring the pot
I like shock value
I say whats on my mind
I am easy to get along with and very laid back
I am crazy
I am who am
I am loud and sometimes obnoxious.
never take me seriously.. unless i am serious
I joke around all the time and I like to make people laugh
some times people just dont get my humor
I am very sarcastic
I say things so seriously at times that people who dont know me think i am
I am the bike guy at work
like my avatar I like starting things up and stirring the pot
I like shock value
I say whats on my mind
I am easy to get along with and very laid back
I am crazy
I am who am
The monkeyfest wasn't my greatest moment...I learned that everybody at the monkeyfest were a bunch of losers.mtnbiker66 said:
^^ ha ha. You got that right.
I have a great sense of humor and I'm an excellent driver. This is what separates me from everyone else.
I have a great sense of humor and I'm an excellent driver. This is what separates me from everyone else.
I am not a duchbag
I am a endurance junky
and I do have too much free time on my hands
I am a endurance junky
and I do have too much free time on my hands
I'm not actually a sock monkey who drives a banana car... 
I dont have enough posts to have an RM persona, but what your read is bravado. I'm a coward in person. I cant argue my way out of a paper bag. I like to think I'm somewhat of a misanthrope as I dont really like to talk to people I dont know very well, unless I cant see them (i.e. ridemonkey forums). Oh, and I dont think my crap stinks.
and bluebug I like your signature
and bluebug I like your signature
I'm blunt, very non-pc. I tend to ask tons of questions, and speak my mind often before thinking 
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I'm still the same asshole I am on here....but worse live! 
and I suck at evrything I do and attempt. I'm really a fat pr**k with no talant and rarely, if ever, contribute to society.
I should be lined up on a wall and shot.
Seriously, I am rather enthusiastic, and come of flakey to some at first. I'm more loyal than I should be and I enjoy laughter, and can't STAND when someone is sad and will go out of my way to put a genuine smile on someones face.
I'm involved with many community activities, but rarely if ever talk about it, as it's about the deed and not me.
and I suck at evrything I do and attempt. I'm really a fat pr**k with no talant and rarely, if ever, contribute to society.
I should be lined up on a wall and shot.
Seriously, I am rather enthusiastic, and come of flakey to some at first. I'm more loyal than I should be and I enjoy laughter, and can't STAND when someone is sad and will go out of my way to put a genuine smile on someones face.
I'm involved with many community activities, but rarely if ever talk about it, as it's about the deed and not me.
wurd!Brian HCM#1 said:
I don't have enough posts to have a "persona" on RM yet. But in reality I'm just me. I'm pretty laid back, and always up for a good time or an evening ride.
I am exactly the same, except I am shorter in real life.
Im a dick online, i think? or everyonetreats me that way????
very nice and easliy to get along with, I enjoy long walks on the beach, wine tasting and cruisin for chicks in my charger at the local high school! oh wait Im 29 and dont have a charger..oh well
very nice and easliy to get along with, I enjoy long walks on the beach, wine tasting and cruisin for chicks in my charger at the local high school! oh wait Im 29 and dont have a charger..oh well
Olys a big puss!oly said:
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No way, bibs. You always seemed cool to me.bibs said:
thanks Loco! I feel betterloco said:
Your cool too! 
I byte!
Edit: that one's for BV
Edit: that one's for BV
loco said:
No...he pretty much a prick
I guess that rather than describe myself, I'll invite anyone who has met me in person to comment.
Oh, yeah, I actually am an old fart.
J
Oh, yeah, I actually am an old fart.
J
I think I'm somewhat more mellow in person than I am online.
I still like to offend, drink, fart, burp and all those other things though. And I'm opinionated. Without a doubt.
I still like to offend, drink, fart, burp and all those other things though. And I'm opinionated. Without a doubt.
Just as uptight and boring as I am here.
I have nice hair though.
The Ito
I have nice hair though.
The Ito
I'm a grammar nazi in person as well as online. I can't help it though -- It's me job.
I'm the same. Exactly.