[kidwoo]

Palin

Shot or swig:

everytime she says "ya" meaning "you"

any mention of alaska being close to another country for whatever the hell experience she's trying to legitimize

"In Alaska we do so and so"

"Hockey"

"maverick" (must accompany the article THE)

"thanks but no thanks"

Refresher for your compadres in the room:

When a question gets answered in more than three run-on clauses that have nothing to do with the topic. You need it. Good time for a break.


Biden

Shot or swig:

"my home state of delaware"

Any historical inaccuracy presented with fervor

"my beretta"

"my home state of delaware"

any policy contradiction with his running mate

"my home state of delaware"

Drive to the venue and hand him a shot of whiskey

"You ignorant bltch"



Add your own y'all

 

[sanjuro]

Any mention of crystal meth means everyone has to chug.

 

[jimmydean]

Any mention of crystal meth means everyone has to smoke a hit of meth.

 

[X3pilot]

retarded baby references

'first dude' reference

saying moderators name in her response more than 3 times/response

refering to Sen. Biden as 'Joe'

refering to 'her' running mate, John McCain

'Palin-McCain' administration

 

[Westy]

Take your pants off when Palin gets so confused by a question she just shows her tits to make everyone happy.

 

[binary visions]

Pssh, like my pants would even be on while watching Palin get intellectually horsewhipped.

No pants in creation would be able to contain my excitement.

 

[kidwoo]

Damn dude. Even I am disgusted by the concept of pantsless palin viewing.

In fact I'm probably going to be wearing two pairs of pants.

'first dude' reference

Ooh good one. That one earns a finger down the throat purge to begin anew.

 

[Westy]

Pssh, like my pants would even be on while watching Palin get intellectually horsewhipped.

No pants in creation would be able to contain my excitement.

:biggrin:

Thanks for the sig material, I owe you some +rep.

 

[sanjuro]

russia

 

[sanjuro]

COURIC: Why isn't it better, Governor Palin, to spend $700 billion helping middle-class families who are struggling with health care, housing, gas and groceries; allow them to spend more and put more money into the economy instead of helping these big financial institutions that played a role in creating this mess?

PALIN: That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, were ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the—it's got to be all about job creation, too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health-care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. And trade, we've got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive, scary thing. But one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we've got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that.

If the moderator or Biden asks, "What?", everyone chugs.

 

[Inclag]

Any time Palin follows a question, with something to the effect of, "Well that's a good question" you must finish whatever you are drinking.

 

[X3pilot]

That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, were ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the—it's got to be all about job creation, too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health-care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. And trade, we've got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive, scary thing. But one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we've got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that.

 

[ohio]

If the moderator or Biden asks, "What?", everyone chugs.

I believe you mean "WAT?"

 

[$tinkle]

every time someone wags their thumb like they're holding an invisible speculum

 

[Inclag]

Here we go everyone.....

 

[$tinkle]

in mah hotelz...watching it on fauxnewzzzzz

 

[Inclag]

The mod just said alaska, does this mean meez drinkz??

 

[kidwoo]

Holy crap.

I agreed to drink everytime phailin said 'also'


Who wants to fight

Or make out

I don't care

 

[sanjuro]

I got drunk too. Fvck Palin!!!!!